Something BIG is about to happen

You have been thoroughly brain-washed. Enjoy the ride.

 

When I pray, I listen and receive revelation personal to me. I need no one to tell me anything. I seek information and revelation because I'm not brainwashed by Satan.

 

I don't know anyone who has your fortune. Have you ever considered using your insight to start your own religion and winning converts around the world? Other people have done that and been successful and I'm sure that they didn't have any of your abilities to converse with the deity of the universe. You should make that your life goal. Start out by converting your immediate family and then your extended family members. Once you get that done your new movement will really take off.

 

It happened!!! As all of you probably know my son get his PhD!

 

Why cannot it be religious in nature? How about this:



Did it happen already and we didn't notice?

 

Per the biblical fairy tale, women are supposed to be quiet. If that is true, why did the Lord pick her to do his talking?

 

Well, perhaps that's how she makes it up for grandma Eve?

OK, you don't trust women to speak the wyrd of Gawd. How about a young boy?

 

There is no celestial deity of any kind in this solar system, except imaginary ones. There are thousands of that kind.

 

But... but... where else would the OP's "mystical experiences and insights that have been given to (him) miraculously" come from? Gotta be some kind of ~celestial deity~ out there somewhere, I mean, it sure seems like one exists in the OP's head? Wait a second... have YOU been putting these visions in the OP's head?

 

The hilarious thing about religious forums that discuss God is that if such a being exists, then any poster could be God and everything could just a simulation for the particular person the God is interacting with. Remember Job and his conversations with God? The people around Job never had those experiences. For all intents and purposes, only Job existed and everyone around him was a simulation.