Tasteless Humor 3, Lord How Many More?

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    I myself start my day screaming at roosters.
     
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    If abalone is a gastropod, does that make absalami an indigestionpod?
     
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    Eagles may soar through the sky, but weasels never get sucked into jet engines.
     
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    I didn't choose the thug life. My mom picked it for me.
     
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    My wife glued my pack of playing cards together, I don't know how to deal with it.
     
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    Today Biden invoked the Defense Production Act to battle shortages of formula for babies.

    I would think the Defense Production Act would apply to diapers. The Offense Production Act would apply to Formula.
     
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    Must be an EV
     
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    I like listening to Scottish music, on my Och Aye Pod
     
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    don't get it..and how os Scottish music different from Celtic music.. umm? Minstrel Boy.. the Gael?
     
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    A friend of mine says it has something to do with how hard you bite the cat's tail.....
     
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    Och Aye= a Scottish saying.
    Therefore Och Aye Pad.
     
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    Well I can understand even Ozzie Osbourne when he sings.. so there's that.
     
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    Monkeypox is going around.

    Please be sure your monkey is masked and avoids large crowds.
     
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    Unless, of course, if they make it out to the runway...
     
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    It’s revolting!
     
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    Try one, then ask your other half if he can see light at the end of the tunnel.
     
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    Oh yuck!
     
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