Tasteless Humor 3, Lord How Many More?

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    You can always tell a Texan. But you can't tell him much...

    Pssssst, there are 49 other States. It isn't just the Lefties that avoid Texas.
     
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    There are more than a few of us who live there. Just sayin'...

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    I think my ex-wife used to ask if I noticed anything different about her just to watch me panic and lie.
     
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    :alcoholic: The next President of
    the United:flagus:States !! :blownose:
     
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    "In case of emergency or warning raise your flag upside down." Would anyone notice if the Texas flag was raised upside down?
     
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    Or if it was actually the Chilean flag? 265Vp.gif

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    Time for a female president.
     
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    With the massacre in Texas, the right wing had decided there is only one solution: Arm the children with automatic weapons.
     
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    Might cut down on school bullying.
     
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    Wow, you may be the first Texan I've met that I like.
     
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    Yes, because the White House needs a good dusting
     
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    I wonder what the effect would be if she was not only smart, knowledgeable, and capable, but also exceedingly hot.

    Imagine how much easier it would be to work with Congress - esp the Senate.

    Hey boys, I want each of you to come to the WH and join me personally for a talk about [insert issue].

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    Who wouldn't show up?
     
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    You cheeky boy!
     
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    Who wouldn’t happily volunteer to take out that Russian b*****d for her?
     
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    " We could run this country better than these humans ... "
     
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    Back to tasteless -

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    Women are baring their breasts to donate milk for people who can't get baby formula.

    I had to laugh when I read this. I've used that line so many times...
     
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    I doubt Adam Schiff would have any interest.
     
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    Why, because he's a married man or because he isn't a Senator?
     
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