Tasteless Humor 3, Lord How Many More?

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    I work out.
     

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    The ugly duckling has come for payback
     

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    I do NOT have two left feet. I AM a dancin' fool.
     
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    Jon’s Political Corner -

    :confuse:' Are you better off since Joe Biden was elected ?

    I can not begin to tell you how much better I am since President Biden took office. He really is a people's president. I am better off with my 401k losing nearly 30% since he took office. I am better off when my grocery budget doubles for the same items. And thank you, President Biden, for allowing me to take a second job just to make ends meet. Your leadership is admired worldwide as foreign news agencies openly laugh at you. There is a Santa Clause for other nations and people who receive billions in American taxpayer money while U.S. families go without baby formula. I can not deny that my life is much better off since Joe Biden was elected.
     
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    Yesterday I was walking down the street. I ran into my old friend Dan. It had been a long time since we were together. He asked me where I'd been. I allowed as how I'd been in jail.

    "How'd that happen," he asked.

    I told him "This girl showed up, pointed me out to the cop she was with and claimed I was her rapist. I was so flattered I pled guilty."
     
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    A couple is reading in their living room after dinner, and the husband announces that he had a rough day at work and is going to skip going to his bowling league that night.
    The wife nods and goes back to reading her magazine, but keeps glancing at the living room clock. About twenty minutes later the kitchen phone rings, the wife starts to get up to answer it, but the husband tells her he’s closer, so he walks into the kitchen and answers the phone.


    “What??? I dunno buddy, call the damn Coast Guard!” and he slams the phone down.


    He goes to the living room and resumes reading the newspaper. His wife looks over at him nervously and asks what the call was about, and the husband replies “pfft, some moron calling to ask if the coast is clear.”
     
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    A lawyer, a priest, and an engineer meet each week for a game of golf.
    One day, they get stuck behind the slowest group of players they had ever seen. They were hitting the balls all over the place, getting stuck in just about every trap and patch of rough, and missing just about every putt.

    Finally, the group gets frustrated and heads to the clubhouse to find the manager.

    "What's with that group of players? They're the worst I've ever seen! They're holding up the course!"

    The manger looks sheepish. "They're retired firefighters, they lost their eyesight running into a burning orphanage to save the children. They love golf, so I let them play for free for charity."

    The priest looks ashamed of himself. "As a man of God, I feel terrible for getting angry at those men. At my next sermon, I'll see if I can get a collection going for their families."

    The lawyer likewise looks chagrined. "Same here, I'll check with my firm and see if we can't open a case to get them awarded restitution for their pain and injuries."

    The engineer says, "why can't they play at night?"
     
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    A blonde takes her car to her mechanic and tells him it’s running rough.
    After working on it for a few minutes, he has it idling smoothly. "What's the story?" she asked. "Just crap in the carburator," the mechanic replied. "How often do I have to do that?" asked the blonde.
     
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    Two golfers are about to play 18 holes when one of them says he's going to the pro shop to buy some golf balls, and asks his friend if he needs any balls.

    His friend says, "No thanks, I have a ball."
    The golfer says, "You only have ONE ball?? You're going to lose that, and then what will you do?"
    "Oh no, this is a special ball," his friend says, "You can't lose it!"
    "What do you mean you can't lose it? What if you hit it in a water hazard?"
    "This ball floats, so you can't lose it!" his friend says.
    "Then what if you hit it in some deep rough, and you can't find it?"
    "The ball has a little strobe light that will start flashing, so you can't lose it!"
    "Well what if you hit it way out in the woods and you don't even know where to look for it?" the golfer asks.
    "The ball has a little horn inside it, and it will start beeping," his friend says. "So you can't lose it!"
    "Wow, that's amazing!" the golfer says. "Where did you get that ball?"

    "I found it," his friend says.
     
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    " I shall save mankind from self-destruction with my best invention ever — the electric brain . "
     
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    I'm thinking trump does not want to have any more sex with Cassidy Hutchinson.

    "Any more?" you ask. How could I know they've had sex?

    Because yesterday we all watched her F him

    :applause::applause::applause::applause::applause::applause::applause::applause::applause::applause::applause::applause::applause:

    Cassidy is my new hero. :cool:
     
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    Some of these meme's seem to be not only in the wrong thread, but also factually incorrect. Posters really need to think about what they're posting.

    Those against abortion are not against sex and not against pregnancies. If you wish to become pregnant to have a child, then everyone welcomes that. If you wish to have mutual sexual stimulation by the use of toys, porn, other orifices etc.. excellent, go for it. But if you wish to have intercourse with little to no contraception, and no intention to get pregnant to have a baby, a number of people dislike abortion being used as a contraceptive. Everyone welcomes My Body My Choice, it's just that logically and those against abortion being used as a contraceptive, wants people to make their choice BEFORE sex.

    So if you take that on board and read the meme again, it hasn't got much thought or relevance. But I suppose it's why in the humour section, although probably not for the same reason the poster posted it for!!
     
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    I've been getting that feeling for a while, The humour section has descended in political statements, plus they appear in the wrong humour sub threads.
     
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    I can't see him objecting, lol
     
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    Let me disagree with you - overturning Roe vs Wade had very strong connection with Bible, sex and pregnancies - according to Clarence Thomas:

    “Supreme Court Justice Clarence Thomas said landmark high court rulings that established gay rights and contraception rights should be reconsidered now that the federal right to abortion has been revoked”.

    What will be next? Reinstating Sodomy Laws?

    So my meme fits perfectly to a current discourse.
     
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    That's what you probably think, but as a UK Conservative, I was just explaining how we actually view it, I'm agnostic, so your stereotype was way off target.

    Did you know you're in the humour section, so we take it your meme is a joke?
     
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