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  1. Montegriffo

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    Well rhubarb doesn't have its seeds on the inside like tomato so it isn't a fruit but it's hard to think of it as a vegetable.
     
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    I loved the potato- I’m from Peru!
     
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    I will raise you a vegetable Star Wars

     
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    In the early days of TV if they needed people to move their lips say in a crowd scene they would get them to say “Rhubarb rhubarb”. Which explains this short by tiger late great Eric Sykes

     
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    Well I believe Eric Sykes was responsible for the excellent The Plank where at one point a church congregation is muttering rhubarb and the open prayer book is just row after row of the word rhubarb.
    Or maybe I'm mixing the two up.
     
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    Love slapstick.
     
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    Joanna Lumley was the hitchhiker.
     
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    Does the port need to be enlarged or are the French on a go slow at the other end?
    I know both sides said this wouldn’t happen, but…..
     
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    The port can't be enlarged and it's tiny.
    Dover is one of our oldest established towns. It's also built into the cliffs so there just isn't room for expansion.
    What they have to do is use the main roads into the port for ''stacking'' the lorries and cars.
    The problem seems to be the post Brexit requirement that passports are stamped as Brits enter and leave the EU (Schengen Area).
    Previously you would just flash your passport from your car but the extra time taken to have them individually stamped multiplied by up to twenty thousand vehicles a day during peak season has caused havoc.
    Oh well, no one said Brexit was going to be easy.

    Oh wait, they did.
    ''Easiest thing ever'', ''have your cake and eat it'', ''oven ready deal'' they said.
    This is what ending Freedom Of Movement actually looks like.
     
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    Dick Cheney torches Trump in ad: 'He's a coward'

    I was never a fan of Dick Cheney, but he is right on about Trump in his ad?!!

    http://pic.twitter.com/erBPBNy8ah

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    It's good we have people here with no shame.
     
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    I have plenty of shame.
    A friend who has a rough sense of humour sent this to me and I thought it would suit the videos thread.
     
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    He has a way with words. “Pasty arsed butt plugs”.
     
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    He's got several specials on YouTube. All very good and not so political as his Armageddon Updates.
     
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    The left does not care about actual women. They celebrate woman-beaters:

     
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