Bendict XVI: America Is A Nation Of Heretics:

Sorry, the US beat you to that by more than 50 years.

The US beat you to that by more than 150 years.

 

Okay, I can't help it -this thread is so funny I can't stay away.

You have American friends? Seriously? LOL

 

First ask him if he has any friends at all, then start with nationalities.

 

I still think we should put together a rescue mission, and now might want to think about including a few history teachers. C'mon everyone - join up!

Belgium might be a nation of history-challenged heretics, but I hear they've got great chocolate!

 

I'm sorry to break it to ya, but laziness is one of the "Seven Deadly Sins".

Try to keep up and go back a page or two, and maybe Belphegor will not get your soul.

 

First, I disagree with the OP's conclusion and find it rather insulting to me as an intelligent person.

Senondly, if it's true, then perhaps all the RC churches should pack up and leave America- funny- I don't hear this rhetoric as they're passing around the donation basket.

 

Yes...

Why wouldn't I?!

Americans are generally nice people, dumb as fu€k and food for the Devil and all -- but nice nonetheless.

Of course I have friends,...

Why would you suggest otherwise?

Doesn't make sense.

 

Your welcome here, at least your stay will economically beneficiant to my fellow countrymen. Also, I think you better leave the history teachers at home, since the chance is pretty big they will prefer to stay because of our superiour education system. And we don't give unions crap either, on the contrary.

Well, a few weeks backs I came across some American missionaries from LDS on the tram. They looked horrendous, they never seemed to have heard of a comb.

 

Wait - I don't speak Belgin. ahahahahahaha!

Remember that great Obama line about not knowing what the words are in AUSTRIAN? LMAO

This from the man who said as a candidate that he is ashamed that only 10% of Americans can speak a second language. This from the genius who doesn't know that corpseman is not a word and corpsman is.

And as a editor's note before you humorless leftists jump all over me - I know that Belgin is not a language. But it's a great joke on Obama!

 

I don't seem to be getting many volunteers to help save Belgian souls. I think better marketing is needed so I'm sending this letter to everyone by PM:

Dear Friends of Belgium:
Heretical Belgium needs our help! Please join the crusade....err...mission to help Belgians become more Christian.

The tour has a combination Soul Saving and chocolate shop itinerary. We might even have time to visit that most Christian of occupations - the diamond sellers of Antwerp.

The itinerary will include saving Janpor from a few Deadly Sins: Wrath, Pride and Envy. Time permitting we'll work on a couple of Deadly Sins not considered in the Bible such as Internet Trolling and Historical Revisionism.

We finish off the tour with a visit to the region of Wallonia where Belgians furthered the cause of Christianity by helping Nazis load Jews onto trains.

When packing donations for the needy of Belgium please don't forget an ample supply of deodorant because, well, it's Belgium.

Thanks, and see you on the tour bus!

 

Soooo, you are a devout Catholic and firm believer?
Or is Karl correct on only this issue?

 

Huh, I was unaware that his holiness was so steeped in economic knowledge. Kudos to the renaissance man. He is able to balance a life long study of philosophy, theology, and economics. Too bad he thinks that he is the word of God or else he might be remotely credible.

Someone should start a survey thread about this subject and see just who the hell would give a rats ass what the pope says about economics.

 

Of course you won't see the catholic corporation stop passing the donation basket, they need people to donate to the legal fund for their pedophile priest.

 

I think the OP has accomplished his real goal: this has become a bash Catholics thread. He should be proud. You guys have done a bag up job!

 

Are you joking?

 

Nope. Even linked to Wikipedia, the Font of all Knowledge.

 

Bendict XVI is a former Nazi and defender of Priests who are homosexual criminals. This phony is in no position to make negative comments about Americans.

 

Seriously,What is it you all smoke to dream up such ridiculous crap?

 

Maybe you should ask your fellow European the same question.

 

Blue,

I'm sure the Lefty is asking you simply becuase your answer will be far more irrational than that of an open minded Europen. He needs some comic relief my son....give it to him, give him your best Conservative response.

 

A nice Merlot and Duvel!

 

are you kidding they already have!

democracy IS communism!

51% of the people (aka legislatures) *closer to a couple hundred people* in each state can VOTE away and stomp all over the rights of 49% of the people.

Now this ******* gubafia is going to construe what the pope said " the maximum profit but by the common good" as pure communism and we will get a stalin in next.

 

I'll bring some good brownies and we have us a party.

 

Sure, brownies can be nice with a nice espresso or something...

But with red wine or beer?

I'd prefer something salty, like TUC or just some regular salt potato chips, my favourites.

And a blue Gauloises!

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Woah! The pope is Captain Obvious?
Sure, ring the church bells, then see how many people bother to check them. Also, Thumbs up for the pope for the whole Economic ethics thing. To insult the US of A takes guts: And he has guts. Not as awesome as John Paul in my opinion, but he's not bad at all.