In a murder trial, the defense attorney was cross-examining the coroner: Defense Attorney: Before you signed the death certificate, had you...
When he arrives, Bob is greeted by a man standing at the base of a ladder that goes high up into the clouds. "Welcome to Heaven, this is the...
The defence ministry said the drills were routine and were not targeting any specific country. China is locked in territorial rows with several...
Clashes broke out between demonstrators and security forces in a village in northern Bahrain Thursday. Security forces shot tear gas canisters...
Qantas has confirmed its flight from Singapore to London has landed safely in Dubai after an engine was shut down. The flight QF31, operating...
Five attackers stormed an Italian contractor's compound near the airport in the northwestern Afghan city of Herat Thursday, killing two security...
A man goes to the supermarket and notices a beautiful blonde woman wave at him and say hello. He's rather taken aback, because he can't place...
A blonde and a brunnette decide to rob a bank the brunnette explained what the blonde has to do she kept reasuring that she knew the plan, so they...
A magnitude 6.0 earthquake rattled northwestern China on Tuesday morning, the U.S. Geological Survey reported. The quake struck at 8:21 a.m....
China launched an unmanned spacecraft early Tuesday in its first attempt to dock with another vessel in Earth orbit, a key step toward building a...
One afternoon this young girl knocked on the door of her neighbour, to chit chat the afternoon away. She walked in and said my god you look so...
A man was walking down street when he saw his grandfather sitting on his front porch with nothing on below the waist. The grandson said grandpa...
As we stood in formation at the Pensacola Naval Air Station, our Flight Instructor said, "All right! All you dummies fall out." As the rest of...
As a society we need to have unity. Does leaving healthcare coverage in private hand count as unity? I watched my closed people die of cancer for...
On this morning a woman and her baby were taking a bus. As she entered the bus the driver says "Wow that is one ugly baby." The woman deeply...
Once upon a time, there lived a man who had a terrible passion for baked beans. He loved them, but they always had an embarrassing and somewhat...
Little Zachary was doing very badly in math. His parents had tried everything tutors, mentors, flash cards, special learning centers, and more....
A man enters a barber shop for a shave. While the barber is foaming him up, he mentions the problems he has getting a close shave around the...
On the bus Paddy got chatting to Murphy who was carrying a bag on his back "What's in the bag?" asked Paddy "I 'm not going to tell," replied...
An Englishman, a Frenchman and an Irishman were in a pub talking about their children. "My son was born on St George's Day," remarked the...
The death toll climbed to 10 in Japan as the remnants of former Typhoon Roke raced into the northern Pacific on Thursday, government officials...
Like weathermen announcing the daily rainfall, authorities released another tally of corpses unearthed from pits in the northeastern state of...
The man who is the world's leading expert on wasps is walking through Droitwich one day when he passes an old vinyl record shop. Looking in the...
Late one night a drunk is showing some friends around his new apartment. The last stop is the bedroom, where a big brass gong sits next to the...
According to media news things are going bad to worst in Pakistan flood affected areas. Due to worst flood over five million people have already...
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