This is pure comedy gold. I claimed the other day that I could not teach physics on this forum. Perhaps I can. cjnewson88's claim is so ridiculous that I will deconstruct these scenarios and prove Newton's law of motion with these scenarios if five of you truth debunkers will agree to honest discussion after I prove the ridiculousness of cjnewson88 claims. All I need is five of you to agree. If five of you agree to honest debate afterwords, then I will spend the time to teach some physics as described by Sir Isaac Newton.