‘Men can’t decide how to pee’: Germany’s CDU leader under fire for ‘third-gender bathroom’ joke

Maybe Germany hasn't been completely crushed into obedience to the politically-correct dictums of the LGBT über-Left after all! And it appears that German Chancellor Angela Merkel's successor has a wit, and a sense of humor! . Her name is Annegret Kramp-Karrenbauer, known among Germans simply as "AKK"... and she is going to refreshing breath of air in Germany!

A lot of Germans will enjoy the hell out of this (but not those who that that "gender" is almost as bad as being "Nazi")....

Links: https://www.rt.com/news/452948-akk-carnival-remarks-backlash/
https://www.independent.co.uk/news/world/europe/akk-germany-transgender-toilet-joke-a8806191.html

 

And they say Germans have no sense of humor??

 

Minor correction. She is the leader of the Christian Democratic Union of Germany. She succeeded Angela Merkel.

A joke is a joke, even if its lame or insulting or not politically correct - in fact to me many of the funniest jokes I've ever heard are definitely not politically correct. Too many snowflakes.

 

Just gonna leave this here...

 

The Green giant.
Peas in the valley.


Visualize World Peas

 

unzip pants
pull penis outside of pants
flow

What's so hard about men peeing?

 

We need to understand, as Jordan Peterson has pointed out, that
the transgender issue which outrages people "is just a sideshow"
to the grander narrative of Cultural Marxism.
These angry people chose to be angry about something a few
years wouldn't have bothered them. And if you crush all dissent
on the matter they will move to something else - maybe polygamy
or such. Whatever the issue is - they are right, you are wrong.

In Australia activists tried to pull off this "social license" caper on
companies on the stock exchange. You have to conform to what
ever is the latest fad. This social license will spread to schools,
churches, NGO's everyone. Those promoting it will wield huge
powers.

 

It was quite a lame joke and nobody beside a few ivory tower leftists care about it.

 

As Jonsa already mentioned, AKK is the head of the CDU and in this function she's Merkel's successor. She's not the next/new chancellor, not even the next chancellor candidate, perhaps she will be in the future, but that remains to be seen.
These things have nothing to do with 'crushed into obedience' and there's no 'politically-correct dictums of the LGBT über-Left' either. Some lesbian-gay activists and some political commentators say she should apologize and maybe she will in the next couple of days, maybe not. No big deal. Karneval is full of silly jokes and some people obviously want to be offended.

A few days ago, a woman with a double surname entered the stage during a performance of a well-known karneval entertainer and started complaining about his jokes on, yes, double surnames. The incident was in the media for one and a half days and that was it.

 

What needed "correction"...? Yes, she succeeded Merkel as head of Germany's CDU party, and will, in all likelihood be the next Chancellor (Kanzlerin) of Germany.

Nearly all of Germany's political parties and their leaders are WAY too far-Left for my taste, but at least this "AKK" has wit, intelligence, and a sense of humor. If she's going to succeed in today's Germany, she'll stop Merkel's practice of turning the whole country into a welfare 'paradise' for anybody who wanders into Germany from the Middle East or Northern Africa....

Anyway, she's catching more hell today from the hyperliberal, "intersex" (?), 'squat-to-piss' enthusiasts.
Link: https://www.thelocal.de/20190304/merkel-successor-slammed-as-intersex-toilet-joke-fails

Thumbnail sketch bio: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Annegret_Kramp-Karrenbauer

 

You forgot the shake which is a must.

 

Political incorrectness is funny and invariably true.

 

I agree with this, but there is only so far they can push the American people.

Because they pushed so far, we ended up with Trump.

And that is a 100% fact, if they went with someone with even an INKLING of "leans in the center" they would have won. Instead, they pushed too far to the Left.

Funny thing is, they have been pushing harder and harder since, thinking that the US has shifted with them.

We will see, I personally don't think the average American is anywhere close to Progressives. The tactic of Democrats has been to do nothing but attack Trump, going so far as to change their language on some fiscal issues.

If they didn't have Trump as a punching bag, I think it would be incredibly clear that the nation hasn't moved very far Left.

Right now, people are chosing whether they hate Trump more, whether they hate the Progressive agenda more, or if the think the whole thing is a "rigged game" not worth voting on.

 

And don't get it caught in the zipper.

 

You’re right, there’s an imminent danger in the process!

 

Apparently not. She's managed to offend the easily offended, and they're everywhere. Your claim that they exist only in 'ivory towers' suggests you're among them.

 

And if it hurts when you pee, see a doctor.

VD. is nothing to clap about,

 

No more than 3 shakes, or else, it is no longer classified as shaking.

 

This morning as I was buttoning my shirt, a button fell off. After that, I picked up my briefcase, and the handle fell off. Then I went to open the door, and the doorknob fell off. I went to get into my car, and the door handle came off in my hand. Now I'm afraid to pee.

 

That's hate speech.

 

The President was out walking on a beautiful snowy day, when he saw that somebody had urinated on the White House lawn to spell out "The President Sucks."

Infuriated, he called on the secret service to figure out who had done it. In a few hours, they came to him and told him that there was some bad news and some worse news.

"The bad news is that the urine is from the Vice President."

"Mike? How could you do this to me? What could be worse than this?"

"The handwriting's the first lady's."

 

'Prolly quoting S.F. shanty town municiple ordinance ...

 

Sorry some just need to suck it up. Although, not literally.

 

The correction is merely that she isn't the leader of the Conservative Democratic Union.

And frankly, its yet another political tempest in a tea pot. The fringes have to maintain a certain degree of outrage or else they can't get any attention.