There is a little ant colony in my backyard and every day I watch them go from their little hole in the ground to this tree that's like 20 feet away. It must be miles to them. So I felt like being friendly so I crushed up a Cheeto and dropped it by their hole. They swarmed all over it and it will probably feed them for a month. One little Cheeto. I have done my charity for the month, I can go to sleep knowing that I helped those little ants.
