A light hearted look at the FLOTUS, Vol VIII <<MOD WARNING>>

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  1. Spim

    Spim Well-Known Member Past Donor

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    Put a biden hat on her so joe can grope her?
     
  2. Smartmouthwoman

    Smartmouthwoman Bless your heart Past Donor

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    I'm sure the hat wouldn't stop him.

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    Smartmouthwoman Bless your heart Past Donor

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    Melania has a birthday coming up Sunday. Gotta love this gift of yellow roses... beautiful, just like her. :)

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    If they match her silicone content they'll never wilt...
     
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    I'm thinking her vs Aidan Clinton 2060.
     
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    Holy crap, that look by Biden, this picture could be in a textbook on how to spot a pedophile.
     
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    lol yes, nothing shows the "light within" like a golden wall, diamond necklace, and airbrushed cleavage.
    Melania should come up with her own quote. :aww:
     
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    Her grandfather's gimmee cap? Can't figure out why some guy in Africa hates our president sooooooooo much. At least you know who our president is.. can't say the same for yours.
     
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    I know who the president is here. No problem. FYI the first page of my passport has a big eagle on it and the words United States of America so you can see if you can find a way to use your statement as a delivery system for UV light and pass it on to Trump. I'm just kidding, I often do that about serious matters just like him.
     
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    Then why is she looking so miserable?

    Chaffing?
     
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    Got to go a long way to see creepier than this
     
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    Challenge accepted

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    What about this?
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    Happy Birthday, FLOTUS! 50 never looked so good!

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    Beautiful bday gift for a beautiful woman.

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    One logistical question that is getting more and more imminent!

    Should the New Trump Flotus be debuted at the day of the Trump 46 successful election? Or would she be more politically powerful at the Republican Party selection of Trump where he can unveil the New and Improved Flotus? Certainly she will be 15 or 20 years younger (or more), so we can see certainly the men getting more excited over the otherwise boring nomination, where Melenia was the only splash of color too!

    But the second fashion issue is that if Trump's paramour get frisky with his the New and Improved Flotus, what if the New and Improved Flotus and Trump get TOO frisky too soon, and she ends up pregnant early enough to be showing in the Family Way (remember, no abortions allowed!)?

    As she starts to need to open up her clothes, should we just pretend we don't notice? Or just go ahead and assume Trump is divorced and remarried in some Tennessee little church or Trump just does a does a Executive Executive Order to clear any lingering uncertainties and untoward thoughts in the public in the House of Trump?

    And the new maternity clothing styles will make a new rage in housewives circles, we can be sure, and as long as the birth doesn't happen before the Inauguration, it should keep the "nattering nabobs of negativity" quiet!

    Maybe that should be a new Flotus 46 thread anyway, everything Melenia owns will look old and dowdy anyway! The New and Improved Flotus will knock America's socks off whoever she is, we can be sure!
     
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    Not sure how she endures the constant, baseless hatred from the haters. But she does so with dignity & class. Traits her adversaries know nothing about.

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    They make a great couple. She's very supportive of her man. :)

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    Sorry, Michelle lovers. You must be longing for some pics of your fav FLOTUS. Happy to oblige.

    Oh my, appears the old Michael/Michelle question has arisen again. Tsk, tsk.

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    She is too skinny and looks fake....especially nude.
     
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    We should all look so skinny & fake.

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    Uh...yeah, not quite the photo I was referring to but I cannot post that one here.
     
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