A light hearted look at the FLOTUS, Vol VIII <<MOD WARNING>>

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  1. tealwings

    tealwings Well-Known Member

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    Neither. =)
     
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    here I go again. Another potential divorce settlement.
     
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    Before Donnie’s run for President Melania had some really classy looks

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    It is these type of pictures that make you think “trophy wife”
     
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    Smartmouthwoman Bless your heart Past Donor

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    Smartmouthwoman Bless your heart Past Donor

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    These were among the worst. I called it her upholstery collection.

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    She wore a light blue brocade mess to meet the queen and matched the parlor chairs perfectly. Sorry, don't have the pic. It's a beaut. ;)
     
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    Well at least Michelle did not spend $50,000 for “upholstery fashion “

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    My grandmother had these drapes in the 80's...

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    Sad but true....when I saw that horrible waste of taxpayer's money I wondered what the workers really wanted....like maybe time off, more equipment, more masks and respirators, food , day care, a CURE, a vaccine.......and a thousand things more important than a PHOTO OP FOR MELANIA...
     
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    Do you have a Melania shrine in your bedroom with photos, candles and incense ?
     
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    Music! I bet there's music
    Gregorian Chants? Nah, too Butch, something that says girly girl.
    Peruvian pan flute? Nah, people will think she's cheating on Donald.
    GOT IT!!!
    Sounds of the ocean volumes 1-45.
     
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    Nah, it has to be ABBA playing in her head 24/7.
     
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    Reminds me of the FLOTUS thread.

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    Remember when the press slobbered all over Michelle? Same press has spent 4 years hoping to catch Melania in an awkward pose... but all they've got are Photoshops. Shes a natural. :)

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    Melania had her eye on the White House as early as 1999 when she was still dating Trump.
    She was very successful before she met DJT.

    “On Dec. 3, 1999, the Slovenian supermodel, then-named Melania Knauss, 26, sat down with ABC News correspondent Don Dahler following a photo shoot in New York City for a North Shore Animal League America campaign. She and then-real estate mogul Donald Trump had met the year before during a party at New York Fashion Week.



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    Melania Knauss, the future Melania Trump, hugs a puppy during a 1999 interview with ABC News correspondent Don Dahler.

    When asked if she could picture herself as first lady, Melania answered "yes," adding that she would "support" and "stand by" Donald Trump and emulate first ladies of America's past.
    "I would be very traditional, like Jackie Kennedy and Betty Ford," she said then, adding that she would like to work with the Make-A-Wish Foundation for her charitable cause.
    ABC NEWS, 'He would be a great leader,' Melania Trump said of then-boyfriend Donald Trump in 1999 ABC News interview, By JULIA JACOBO, ALEXA VALIENTE , Oct 13, 2018.
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    Well, I suppose $50M net worth is chump change compared to Trump's $ Billions, but still ...

    "If things do, in fact, go sour, Melania still has her $50 million net worth to fall back on, having acquired it from her modeling days, the affordable jewelry line she created for QVC (which has since been discontinued) and various commercials."
    NICKI SWIFT, How much was Melania Trump worth before she married Donald?, BY MARTA DJORDJEVIC/DEC. 31, 2019.
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    Amazing how easily she can trigger the malcontents. I hope she enjoys it as much as the Prez is while he is calling out some of the "journalists" during his briefings.
     
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    Easy for Melania... all she has to is look good and the pearl twisting kicks in! This oughta do it. :)

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    Lovely...

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    :) Yes, they ARE "photoshopped" :)
     
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    Passionate lesbian love....how lovely …:)
     
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    It’s sweet isn’t it?
     
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    Fan letter from WE LOVE FLOTUS FB page. Sweet. :)

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