A light hearted look at the FLOTUS, Vol VIII <<MOD WARNING>>

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  1. Sallyally

    Sallyally Well-Known Member Donor

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    Melania Trump: what does the US first lady even do all day?
    Donald Trump’s third wife has a strict daily routine which involves lightweight exercises, eating exactly seven pieces of fruit, and packing son Barron’s school bag – sounds like a tough life
     
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  2. Smartmouthwoman

    Smartmouthwoman Bless your heart Donor

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    She's even classy playing in the dirt!
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    She's used to working with dirt.
     
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    Yeah, digging for gold.
     
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    What do you expect her to do pull a plow?
     
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  6. Sallyally

    Sallyally Well-Known Member Donor

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    Don’t think she’s from farming stock.
     
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    politicalcenter Well-Known Member

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    Ya but she is nice to look at. And a First Lady is just the wife of the President. No more, no less. I don't expect anything from her.
     
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    I thought she’d be like the other First Ladies and be proactive about
    Worthy causes. Child obesity, literacy etc.
     
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    she is one of the good immigrants who works hard and donates taxpayer handouts back to the government.
     
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  10. Smartmouthwoman

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    So clever.

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    Two Americans. :)

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    She loves it, you could say she pants for soil.
    Unlike hubby who...
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    Well, one half German and an immigrant but yeah, sure.
     
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  16. Smartmouthwoman

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    I always it find it strange when a man trashes a beautiful woman. 100% of the time, he's a liberal. (Welcome to the Snark Club.) ;)

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    Beautiful!
     
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    Beautiful smile...

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    Is he frequently incontinent? No wonder they dont sleep in the same bed.
     
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    I think this is closer to the truth

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    Stay at home has been tougher on some than others. Wonder if Barack gets beard burn?

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    they have expensive razors that do not cause beard burn.
     
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    No doubt Melania is a beautiful woman no matter what the liberals say.
     
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    Of course she is, that's the job of a trophy wife. It's not in the criteria for being first lady however. Kudos to her for renegotiating her pre-nup before moving into the White House, smartest thing she's done, pity it cost New York so much money and hassle for her to live there while black mailing her husband.
     
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