A light hearted look at the FLOTUS, Vol VIII <<MOD WARNING>>

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  1. Phyxius

    Phyxius Well-Known Member

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    Or a promo for Cinemax After Dark...
     
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    1 "Oh my, what a charming male ..."
    2 "So handsome. Such a cute accent ..."
    3 "I wonder if he smokes White Owls ..."
     
  3. Smartmouthwoman

    Smartmouthwoman Bless your heart Past Donor

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    Yes, indeed.

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    Yeah she is.

    If I was mean I would write that the last one was the most fat ass first lady in history, but I am not mean so there is no way in hell I would even consider writing that. Not ever, nope, not me, ain't gunna happen. "Gunna" took that right out of Baracks vocabulary.
     
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    Smartmouthwoman Bless your heart Past Donor

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    Cuties...

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    Smartmouthwoman Bless your heart Past Donor

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    He's one lucky man.

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    It's not true, at all. Eleanor Roosevelt and Mary Todd Lincoln were pretty large, and there are others.
     
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    True. Historically, being "large" was a sign of prosperity. Only the poor were rail thin. Also, it was especially desirable for "wife" material as it meant she was strong enough to carry babies to term and work hard in the fields.
     
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    She had better not sneeze when she’s wearing that dress.
     
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    Smartmouthwoman Bless your heart Past Donor

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    Lovely in pale pink. :heart:

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    Well lucky he had enough money to make selling your .............. worthwhile
     
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    But not enough to keep her from re-negotiating the payout.
     
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    You mean she is still alive???

    where has Melania been whilst 120,000 Americans have succumbed to Covid 19?
     
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    Or pass wind

    telltale bubbling effect - maybe that explains the first picture :p
     
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    Ugly dress. Blech. That expression on her face says, "Man on man I hate this dress."
     
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    Ooooops seems Melania AND Ivanka have been upstaged in the fashion stakes by...........

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    Nancy Pelosi who is setting the example in how to wear our latest fashion accessory!
     
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    Ivanka in a mask - only WTF has she spilt on the front of that dress?
     
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    Darn having difficulty uploading

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    More biddy bait. :lick:

    Casual elegance.

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    The death toll from COVID 19 is nearing 130,000 and where has Melania been?

    ONE count it ONE advert for mask wearing and a photo op at a flyby for healthcare workers

    could she do less?
     
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    Is she doing everything the constitution requires of first ladies? If she is, than what's the problem?
     
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    “Unlike the President, the role of the First Lady is not addressed in the Constitution.“
    https://www.georgewbushlibrary.smu....mily/Laura-W-Bush/The-First-Lady-and-Her-Role


    She decides what she is to do and be.
    Some First Ladies are very into Public Service and others don’t seem to be.
     
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    Correct.
    Exactly. She doesn't have to, and shouldn't be chastised for her choice. Besides that, she doesn't care. She even wears clothing announcing that she doesn't care.
     
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    Nor should be lauded as the best first lady ever because she dresses well.
     
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