I'm trying to continue my social-justice-jetsetting lifestyle and these airport oppressors keep demanding to see my passport before they let me do anything. Can't a guy just forget his passport every now and then? Don't they know that freedom of travel is a human right? Save me Obama
How dare they? My god, first they said I couldn't take my beloved GUNS on board and now this. My arsenal is at your service, meet me in the terminal and we will show these JackBootedThugstm how to die like men. FFFFFFFFRRRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEDDDDDDDDDDOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMMMMMM
I'm up for it, I'll be wearing all black and a bandana over my face since I don't want anyone to recognize me on Facebook.
I support your ability to evade border patrol and enter whatever country you please illegally, but you've got to accept that there will always be highwaymen of some description - whether state agents or private criminals. It's on you to evade their coercion. Practically, it usually makes sense to simply put up with them - just as it usually makes sense to pay the highwaymen a few coins rather than fight a superior force.
