All the cities you lived in ???

Discussion in 'Humor & Satire' started by Quasar44, Feb 26, 2020.

  1. Quasar44

    Quasar44 Banned

    Joined:
    Jan 1, 2020
    Messages:
    2,939
    Likes Received:
    915
    Trophy Points:
    113
    Gender:
    Male
    1) metro Detroit - total hell hole !! Don’t even think about it . Grew up there for 18 yrs
    2) Chicago - horrible weather and super expensive ,but the best food I ever had . Very crowded . Only there 1yr
    3) Atlanta- very fun and lively but the crime and violence is too high . Only 1 yr
    4! Phoenix - 2 yrs. The summers can last 6 months of triple digits !!
    5) Portland - meth and heroin bums everywhere and it rains 75 percent of time . 11 yrs
    6) Tucson - only Good for college
    7) VEGAS- current city . Great weather but too many mentally insane folks
     
  2. StarFox

    StarFox Banned

    Joined:
    May 1, 2018
    Messages:
    2,515
    Likes Received:
    2,876
    Trophy Points:
    113
    Gender:
    Male
    I have lived near NY, Chicago, Phoenix, Tampa.
    If you are a conservative let me tell you Colorado is head an shoulders above all the rest of the country.

    If you are a liberal let me tell you, Colorado is a horrible place to live, we have deadly cobra snakes, scorpions as big as cats, sinkholes, hurricanes, active volcanos, the sun never shines, it rains acid rain every day, wild banshees run amok at night, we have ghosts, and zombies, and a horrible smelly green slime that covers everything. So stay away.
     
    Crownline, Red Lily, Quasar44 and 2 others like this.
  3. BaghdadBob

    BaghdadBob Well-Known Member

    Joined:
    Mar 6, 2016
    Messages:
    3,126
    Likes Received:
    4,804
    Trophy Points:
    113
    I grew up IN Detroit. It was baaaad.

    Now I live in Boca Raton. Big difference. :)
     
    Last edited: Feb 29, 2020
    Quasar44 likes this.
  4. Capt Nice

    Capt Nice Well-Known Member

    Joined:
    Feb 10, 2017
    Messages:
    9,998
    Likes Received:
    10,217
    Trophy Points:
    113
    Gender:
    Male
    Royal Oak, Michigan
    Southfield , Michigan
    Troy, Michigan
    San Diego, California
    36' Motor Home
    Hereford, Arizona
    Tucson, Arizona
     
  5. Andrew Jackson

    Andrew Jackson Well-Known Member

    Joined:
    Feb 1, 2016
    Messages:
    48,618
    Likes Received:
    32,361
    Trophy Points:
    113
    As a Citizen of the World, there are way too many to list.

    That said, I do relate to this song:

     
  6. StillBlue

    StillBlue Well-Known Member

    Joined:
    Nov 17, 2016
    Messages:
    13,200
    Likes Received:
    14,802
    Trophy Points:
    113
    None of the towns I've lived made Johnny Cash's list
     
    Derideo_Te and Sallyally like this.
  7. Quasar44

    Quasar44 Banned

    Joined:
    Jan 1, 2020
    Messages:
    2,939
    Likes Received:
    915
    Trophy Points:
    113
    Gender:
    Male
    YES colorado is very nice except for Denver lol
     
  8. FatBack

    FatBack Well-Known Member

    Joined:
    Oct 2, 2018
    Messages:
    53,066
    Likes Received:
    49,441
    Trophy Points:
    113
    Gender:
    Male
    I lived in Tampa for 16 years and now a small, rural town a hundred miles south, Arcadia. From Ocala. Not leaving Fl.
     
    Quasar44 likes this.
  9. BaghdadBob

    BaghdadBob Well-Known Member

    Joined:
    Mar 6, 2016
    Messages:
    3,126
    Likes Received:
    4,804
    Trophy Points:
    113
    Oh, Arcadia! Or, as we call it - that mo fo speed trap. :evil:

    Mrs BB and I will stop at the Chili's :knifefork: on SR70 sometimes when traveling to the west coast. We got talking to one of the waitresses in there. She was absolutely desperate to get outta the town. Claimed she'd rather be dead than stay there any longer. :lol:
     
  10. FatBack

    FatBack Well-Known Member

    Joined:
    Oct 2, 2018
    Messages:
    53,066
    Likes Received:
    49,441
    Trophy Points:
    113
    Gender:
    Male
    To the west of there, is Magnolia, Seafood grill. Much better. Our little town gets slammed during "Season"...it's steady growing. Very old town...."Tater hill Bluff" before the civil war.
     
  11. Texan

    Texan Well-Known Member

    Joined:
    May 7, 2014
    Messages:
    9,129
    Likes Received:
    4,703
    Trophy Points:
    113
    Gender:
    Male
    Born in South Dallas and lived in East Dallas until I was 3. I grew up in the Dallas suburb of Mesquite. I lived and went to college in Arlington, Tx for a while. I went into the military and spent 9 months in Aurora CO. I was stationed in Clovis NM for 4 years. After the military. I lived in Bastrop for 2 years. I worked all over Austin and San Antonio. I moved back to Mesquite TX for 8 years. I've lived in Ellis County for 17 years and still work all over Dallas.
     
    Quasar44 likes this.
  12. ThelmaMay

    ThelmaMay Well-Known Member

    Joined:
    Dec 5, 2017
    Messages:
    4,102
    Likes Received:
    5,750
    Trophy Points:
    113
    Portland, Salem, Eugene, and Ashland, OR
    Seattle, WA
    Izmir, Turkey
    Abu Dhabi, UAE
    Manama, Bahrain
    Vienna, Austria
    A villiage near Cartagena, Spain
     
    Last edited: Mar 6, 2020
    Sallyally, Derideo_Te and Quasar44 like this.
  13. Quasar44

    Quasar44 Banned

    Joined:
    Jan 1, 2020
    Messages:
    2,939
    Likes Received:
    915
    Trophy Points:
    113
    Gender:
    Male
    Dallas nice
     
  14. Quasar44

    Quasar44 Banned

    Joined:
    Jan 1, 2020
    Messages:
    2,939
    Likes Received:
    915
    Trophy Points:
    113
    Gender:
    Male
    Do all the Jews still live in west Bloomfield??
     
  15. Capt Nice

    Capt Nice Well-Known Member

    Joined:
    Feb 10, 2017
    Messages:
    9,998
    Likes Received:
    10,217
    Trophy Points:
    113
    Gender:
    Male
    A lot in W. Bloomfield. Oak Park is perhaps 100%.
     
    Quasar44 likes this.
  16. DaveBN

    DaveBN Well-Known Member

    Joined:
    Apr 24, 2018
    Messages:
    9,063
    Likes Received:
    4,876
    Trophy Points:
    113
    Gender:
    Male
    That sounds exciting!
     
  17. Quasar44

    Quasar44 Banned

    Joined:
    Jan 1, 2020
    Messages:
    2,939
    Likes Received:
    915
    Trophy Points:
    113
    Gender:
    Male
    I know ..I see their kids driving around in new BMWs when I was living in mich
    Must be nice !!!
     
  18. Robert E Allen

    Robert E Allen Banned

    Joined:
    Jul 17, 2018
    Messages:
    12,041
    Likes Received:
    5,750
    Trophy Points:
    113
    Gender:
    Male
    Portland Oregon Birth to Kindergarten.

    Washougal Wa, 1976- 1999
    Ennis Montana 200p-2003
    Idlewyld Park Oregon 2004
    Vancouver WA 2004- 2016
    Bozeman Montana 2017-2017
    Wishram Wa 2017-2018
    Colorado 2019-2020
     
  19. Quasar44

    Quasar44 Banned

    Joined:
    Jan 1, 2020
    Messages:
    2,939
    Likes Received:
    915
    Trophy Points:
    113
    Gender:
    Male
    Vegas has the best weather of any city I have lived in
     
  20. Seth Bullock

    Seth Bullock Well-Known Member Past Donor

    Joined:
    Dec 26, 2015
    Messages:
    13,663
    Likes Received:
    11,962
    Trophy Points:
    113
    Gender:
    Male
    Syracuse, Scotia, and Schenectady, NY
    San Jose, Campbell, and Los Gatos, CA
    Schofield Bks and Waianae, HI
    Past 40 years in Oregon, southwest of Portland
     
  21. StillBlue

    StillBlue Well-Known Member

    Joined:
    Nov 17, 2016
    Messages:
    13,200
    Likes Received:
    14,802
    Trophy Points:
    113
    I now live in one with no covid-19 and plenty of TP. Sometimes a shithole country has it's advantages.
     
  22. modernpaladin

    modernpaladin Well-Known Member Past Donor

    Joined:
    Apr 23, 2017
    Messages:
    27,942
    Likes Received:
    21,248
    Trophy Points:
    113
    Gender:
    Male
    Indianapolis IN
    LA, CA
    South Rim of Grand Canyon AZ
    Phoenix AZ
    Yakima WA
    Ellensburg WA
    Kittitas WA (current)

    I was looking for somewhere exciting. Doesn't exist. So I went to the other extreme and I love it here.
     

Share This Page