Are men dogs or cats?

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What are men?

  1. Men are dogs.

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  2. Men are cats.

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  3. Men are something else (please specify).

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  1. spt5

    spt5 New Member

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    We men are often called dogs. But, in reality, aren't we rather cats? Dogs bark. But cats rob at every woman's feet. We men don't really bark much, but we do love to rob at women and that is not even limited to their feet. So, in your opinion, what are we men? Aren't we rather a lot like cats more than anything? What's your take?
     
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    Foolardi Well-Known Member Past Donor

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    No question here.Men are dogs.Like the Dogs of War.
    Men are loyal like dogs,where a cat is sly and crafty.Show me a man,
    who slithers up to his wife and cajoles for use of an expense account or
    permission to buy something.The female is known for that activity.

    Both can be cruel,but a woman's cruelty is more psychological,
    like a cat.I cat will pretend she doesn't care about her owner until
    it's dinner time.A good dog always comes when called.
    Dogs have been known to save the life of their owner and German
    Shephards were used with great effect in WWII.Who can forget
    Rin Tin Tin.
    I love cats but cats are laid back.Which some could argue is the best
    position for a woman considering pregnancy.
     
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    old timer New Member Past Donor

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    When called, dogs will come to you

    When called a cat will say leave a messae and say, I will get back to you later on.
     
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    Viv Banned by Request

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    Anikdote Well-Known Member

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    Men are humans.
     
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    Courtney203 New Member

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    Men are male humans. However, I have stopped getting upset when females call us dogs. I consider dogs as better than humans anyhow.
     
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    Goldwater Well-Known Member Past Donor

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    How could anyone say cats????
     
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    Black Monarch New Member

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    "A dog looks up to a man. A cat looks down on a man. A pig looks a man straight in the eye and sees his equal." - Winston Churchill
     
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    I'm allergic to dogs and I really never had one. I get nervous around dogs. I'm nothing like a dog or a cat. I'm more like an alien beast.
     

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