The day is near when cats will claim their rightful ownership of this miserable world run by useless two-legged creatures. Humans will be given a choice: become cats' slaves or be fed to alligators. If there's an ancient Egyptian reading this: you guys had the right idea worshiping cats. You knew humans were born for one reason only, and that's to serve the superior feline species. Here we have a zillions of feral cats leaping from garbage cans and slithering down the street, their eyes piercing the darkness with a yellow glow. You've just got to love them.
