I wanted all you straights to know... we have it all now. We have your jobs, we are in your neighborhoods, in your schools, your tv shows, your locker rooms, and barracks, we are getting married, adopting your kids, we took over your Telebubbies, Marvel comics, your airlines, and your corporate boardrooms. Heck we even have snuck onto your NFL teams. All that is left to do, is lick your greasy bones and declare a holiday. Guys remember this is posted in the humor/ parody/ section. Just a few rainbow sprinkles for a very happy day. Thanks for the support from our straight allies, with a special glitter kiss for a certain Trump court nominee... We are truly feeling a little light in the loafers today. Again thanks!
