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  1. AboveAlpha

    AboveAlpha Well-Known Member

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    OK....I know I am probably setting myself up for a few hits here but as I have NEVER placed any other member on ignore and I have had more than enough justification many times but didn't....I am going to just roll with it.

    For those who might not especially like me...well today is YOUR day.

    I am feeling very low which is not my usual state of mind so if your up for revenge this is your shot as my guard is down.

    For those of you who might like me or perhaps even care for me....I could use your support.

    Well...have at it!

    AboveAlpha
     
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    You know we're tight man. I'm not at my greatest either, but you are definitely one of the best posters on here, especially in terms of personality.

    Check out some of my old harem in the other thread. That might make you feel better lol. I've been marveling at my old glories because I haven't had any victories in a while. Perhaps I should change my name to "belowalpha" lol.
     
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    Seth Bullock Well-Known Member Past Donor

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    No particular reason, but ... uh ...

    What's your full name and social security number?


















    Just kiddin!

    Hope ya get to feeling better.

    Cheers! :beer:
     
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    AboveAlpha Well-Known Member

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    Thank you that is a very nice thing to say and it helps a bit considering how low I am feeling!!

    Thanks man!!

    AA
     
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    LOL!!!

    OK.....write this down....First Name....H...E...Y..W...O...O...D....Second Name....J...A...B...L...O...W...M....E.

    SS....123-45-6789

    LOL!!

    AA
     
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    AboveAlpha Well-Known Member

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    You know some of the best questions ever asked are those we ask ourselves.

    I was just asking myself....."What exactly do YOU want?"

    Funny thing is right now....I don't know.

    Sad huh?

    AA
     
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    You need a good woman. Period.
     
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    What makes you think you can do a cameo without being gay, or trans, or at least something.:roflol::roflol::roflol:
     
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    Deckel Well-Known Member Past Donor

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    My cat has been missing for two and a half weeks. Where can I find his body to give him a proper burial in the family pet cemetery?
     
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    Seth Bullock Well-Known Member Past Donor

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    Well pleased to meet ya, Mr Jablowme!

    My name is Noah Chance.

    :roflol:
     
  11. AboveAlpha

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    Yes I do.

    Thing is I am an imposing figure and many of the nice girls get scared.

    AA
     
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    LOLOLOL!!!!

    OH so FUNNY!!

    Hi...my name is Tabitha and I am a Pre-Teen Gay Boy who dresses up as a Transvestite and is in reality a Lesbian!


    A guy asks Tabitha....."But uhh.....How can you be GAY if in reality your a boy who likes girls?"

    Tabitha...."No..no...no...no...no....I am LESBIAN!"

    LOL!!!

    AA
     
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    Imposing figure is exactly what you need! Stay away from hipster towns, though. They prefer less masculine guys.
     
  14. AboveAlpha

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    LOL!!!

    South Park.... Stan ask's...."Hey Kyle....is that Tom Cruise hiding in your closet?"

    Cartman...."Hey Tom F@#KING Cruise get out of the closet!!"

    Tom Cruise...."I'm not in the closet!"

    Cartman...."Yes you are now get da F@#K out of the closet!"

    LOL!!

    AA

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    LOL!!

    You mean those pot smoking dudes Squiggly and Wiggly hugging that Oak Tree over there?? LOL!!

    They are just SOOOO sensitive!

    I think whatever sensitivity I had inside me is dead!

    AA
     
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    Have you thought of BDSM? There are plenty of subs in need of a Master/Dom.

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    Indeed, there is a plethora of submissive women in need of such a presence, a Master, a Dom.
     
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    OK....your cat is not dead....he's HIDING!!

    And STOP putting whip cream on your penis!!

    AA
     
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    Hey, don't knock it till you've had a sand papery tongue like it off.
     
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    Here is the thing....I am AboveAlpha thus I am a step above what those who consider themselves to be Alpha are.

    As a TRUE Alpha Male I have no need to dominate anyone as my just walking into a room results in everyone else taking a submissive stance.

    What I find to be most attractive is a STRONG, SELF CONFIDENT, FUNNY, HIGHLY INTELLIGENT, FREE SPIRITED WOMAN!!

    Thus if I a woman is only interested in me dominating her...she is NOT enough woman for me.

    Don't get me wrong I enjoy being dominant and I enjoy dominating a woman...but ONLY if this is what she want's and ONLY if it is just a small PART of an entire wonderland of sexuality between us.

    AA

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    Here is the thing....I am AboveAlpha thus I am a step above what those who consider themselves to be Alpha are.

    As a TRUE Alpha Male I have no need to dominate anyone as my just walking into a room results in everyone else taking a submissive stance.

    What I find to be most attractive is a STRONG, SELF CONFIDENT, FUNNY, HIGHLY INTELLIGENT, FREE SPIRITED WOMAN!!

    Thus if I a woman is only interested in me dominating her...she is NOT enough woman for me.

    Don't get me wrong I enjoy being dominant and I enjoy dominating a woman...but ONLY if this is what she want's and ONLY if it is just a small PART of an entire wonderland of sexuality between us.

    AA
     
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    This is exactly the novice's perception of BDSM and sub women. The dynamic involved typically is that these are women who are used to being in control in other aspects of their lives. Then they give that control up to you, if you're a Dom. That's generally the power dynamic in a s/D relationship, she's coming from a point of control, and relinquishing it to you as a Dom. And with that control you both can open the door to potentially the most deviant of sexual delights. I'd find a local scene and see what's available.
     
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    I thought that for the first week but then I remembered that a week before he disappeared I said to myself, "You really need to google the symptoms for rabies cause there is something weird going on with this cat not eating much and drinking a lot." Granted it was 98 degrees, but still...
     
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    Yes....most people do not understand that the SUB actually holds all the power in a modern day Sub/Dom relationship.

    But understand this.....I am trained and have trained members of the U.S. Military as well as British and Aussie SAS in PSYOP"s and ENHANCED INTERROGATION methods.

    Those of us who are so trained have endured all these methods ourselves as anyone so trained MUST first understand what this does to a person before they are allowed to practice such techniques.

    Because of this I am simply too dangerous an individual to allow myself to use my knowledge sexually.

    AA
     
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    That is a bit more than what is typical, yes. However, you then also have the knowledge of what is too far, something that is also lacking in some Doms.
     
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    Oh...your serious???

    I am sorry dude!!

    I know what it's like to lose a (*)(*)(*)(*)(*).

    AA
     
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    It's too limited for me.

    I am a guy who can be whatever I want to be or whatever a woman want's me to be.

    I am a fantastic Dom....but I am so much more.

    AA
     
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    I can see how that would be limiting. I suppose it all just depends on what you're looking for essentially.
     
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