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Discussion in 'Humor & Satire' started by Ritter, Jul 30, 2018.

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  1. gamewell45

    gamewell45 Well-Known Member Past Donor

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    Very cool. Always good to have a full set of choppers! :)
     
    gamewell45, Aug 16, 2018
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    cerberus Well-Known Member Past Donor

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    Does it matter? So far as I know, Ritter isn't a horse. :blankstare:
     
    cerberus, Aug 16, 2018
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    cerberus Well-Known Member Past Donor

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    :roflol:
     
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    gamewell45 Well-Known Member Past Donor

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    Well, he said ask any question, so that was the first thing that came to mind. In fact he answered the question without any apparent hesitation as well.
     
    gamewell45, Aug 16, 2018
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    Why do people drive in parkways and
    Park in driveways.
     
    yasureoktoo, Aug 16, 2018
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    Sallyally Well-Known Member Donor

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    Haha.
     
    Sallyally, Aug 16, 2018
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  7. Ritter

    Ritter Well-Known Member

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    The same reason it is illegal to be legally drunk - English makes no sense.
     
    Ritter, Aug 16, 2018
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    cerberus Well-Known Member Past Donor

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    Are you a dentist by any chance?
     
    cerberus, Aug 16, 2018
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    Who shot JR?
     
    Liberty Monkey, Aug 16, 2018
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    Dunno, but I wish somebody would shoot JC. ('Jeremy Corbyn', not Him upstairs! :mrgreen: )
     
    cerberus, Aug 16, 2018
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    sub-buzz-28315-1474361297-1.jpg

    Corbyn-Hitler.jpg
     
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    How many seats will the Democrats pick up the in the mid terms?
     
    Sallyally, Aug 16, 2018
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    What's the winning numbers for Friday's Euromillions?
     
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    My gut is telling me they won't win the house but it will be very close like 1 or 2 seats difference. We shall see but been on a roll recently with predictions and won a fair bit betting. The last 6 bets I placed I won and they are the only political bets I have ever placed lol.

    I lost 10 years in a row betting it would snow Xmas day. Then the year I didn't bet IT SNOWED on Xmas day lol.
     
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    Betting is a fine way to pass the time, but a shaky way to make a living.
    One or two seats huh?
     
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    That's how I'm rolling for the midterms going to stick to my guns. Just before 2016 election friends were harassing me that Trump could not win and did not get my unshakeable faith. Then when he won they said who could have possibly predicted it lol.
     
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    Want to bet ;)
     
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    What color is an orange.
     
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    No. I'm a retired broadcast engineer.
     
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    Your cat's birthdate.

    One too many.

    Depends how ripe it is.
     
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    You know I was joking, right?
     
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    How did you know my Lotto numbers are my cat's Bday lol (As close as I can guess because he 6 weeks old when I found him.)

    He's had a hard night and is asleep on my bed now for the next 9 hours.
     
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    Really? Now I am scared of myself.
     
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    If I win tonight I'll remember you I'll be like yeah nice one Ritter as I sit on a beach drinking fine champagne using $100 bills to light my fine cigars ;)
     
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    If I may go slightly off topic (apols to Ritter?) - when I reached the Foods of the World aisle in the supermarket yesterday morning to get a sachet of sweet and sour sauce, I saw that every slot for all other flavours were filled to the shelf-edge, but there was only one sachet in the s&s slot. I pointed it out to a nearby staff girl and said 'Looks like it's my lucky day - maybe I'd better buy a lottery ticket?' She smiled and instantly fell in love with me!! :p
     
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