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  1. Ritter

    Ritter Well-Known Member

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    If it was truly your lucky day, she'd say "Yes, you should and here are the winning numbers", handing you a piece of paper only that it would not be one with lottery predictions, but one with her phone number. :p
     
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  2. Liberty Monkey

    Liberty Monkey Well-Known Member

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    Why do Stalkers always jump to that conclusion?

    Because we're right ha ha ha ;)
     
    Liberty Monkey, Aug 17, 2018
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    LMAO well you got one over on me. This is what sleep deprivation does to one. :)
     
    gamewell45, Aug 17, 2018
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    What is the true depth of a bottomless pit?
     
    Collateral Damage, Aug 17, 2018
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  5. Liberty Monkey

    Liberty Monkey Well-Known Member

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    Now that's a question for a socialist ;)
     
    Liberty Monkey, Aug 17, 2018
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  6. Ritter

    Ritter Well-Known Member

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    A true one.
     
    Ritter, Aug 17, 2018
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  7. Moi621

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    Is there life before death?
     
    Moi621, Aug 17, 2018
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    Yo Ritter - why do right wingers only concern themselves with Federal debt when there's a Democrat in the White Wash House?
     
    Mr_Truth, Aug 17, 2018
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  9. Ritter

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    Life and death is constant. This means not only is there life begore death, but also death before life. Circle of life and all that sh*t, ya know.

    Because democracy is a ridiculous phenomenon that polarises society and that creates fanboy-ism - As long as your team is in office, you do not care because "you are a winner". This is why Democrats are going cray-cray overTrump ("boo hoo, he cheated!") and this is why Republicans only care about debt when their rivals are in office.
     
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    Maybe the Great Wazoo programmed you that way.
    Why?
    Possibly so the futility of life ending in a decomposing death is less discomforting.
    I don't know why really.
    Just acknowledge the possibility of "programming". No Free Will, just the illusion and all that.
     
    Moi621, Aug 18, 2018
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    I should be that lucky? I'd think I was back in bed fast asleep, then wake up to find it was all a dream! [​IMG]
     
    cerberus, Aug 18, 2018
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    Yo Ritter - why is Trump so hellbent on bringing about Armageddon?
     
    Mr_Truth, Aug 18, 2018
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    always wondered that myself
     
    AlphaOmega, Aug 18, 2018
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    AlphaOmega Well-Known Member Past Donor

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    do turtles get colds?
     
    AlphaOmega, Aug 18, 2018
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  15. Ritter

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    Because he is a politician.

    Nah, they only get old. ;)
     
    Ritter, Aug 18, 2018
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    Who decided that white moves first in chess?
     
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    Ritter Well-Known Member

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    They paid for it; "Here's your cheque, mate."
     
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    Ritter Well-Known Member

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    Because that's what Presidents always try to do.
     
    Ritter, Aug 18, 2018
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    Haha.
     
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    Yo Ritter ~ why is it that Democrats like FDR, Clinton, and Obama have to always bail out the USA from the mess created by Republicans?
     
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    Yo Ritter ~ why is it that just about everything associated with Trump = 666 ?
     
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    How much wood can a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?
     
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    Ghostbusters already took 555 ;)
     
    Liberty Monkey, Aug 19, 2018
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    Doesn't quite scan?
     
    cerberus, Aug 19, 2018
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  25. Liberty Monkey

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    I corrected it lol missed that.
     
    Liberty Monkey, Aug 19, 2018
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