Backwards Obama

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  1. Sir Thaddeus

    Sir Thaddeus Well-Known Member Past Donor

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    You know, if you watch Obama's presidency backwards he drastically lowered unemployment, decreased troop levels in the middle east, and ended a war in Libya. Then for his efforts he wins a Nobel Peace Prize.

    Not so shabby.
     
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    Then he goes on to a career in the Senate, leaves that to go to College and then moves to Kenya.
     
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    [ame="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ej_H8wYo2s4&feature=relmfu"]Songify This - Obama Sings to the Shawties (replay extended) - YouTube[/ame]

    Singing Obama is right, this is the reason why we have to go back in time to make him look okay.
     
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    Nonnie Well-Known Member Past Donor

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    And it still never worked.
     
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    Liberty Monkey Well-Known Member

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    Reminds me of Red Dwarf when they visit a universe where time goes backwards.
    "RIMMER: I'm telling you, things are better this way. It's our universe
    that's the wrong way round.

    KRYTEN nods in agreement.

    KRYTEN: Take war. War is a wonderful thing here! In fifty years time,
    the second world war will start -- backwards!
    CAT: And that's a good thing?
    KRYTEN: Millions of people will come to life. Hitler will retreat across
    Europe, liberate France and Poland, disband the Third Reich, and bog
    off back to Austria!
    RIMMER: We're smash hits here! We'd be crazy to leave.
    LISTER: RIMMER, we don't belong here! This place is crazy!
    RIMMER: Crazy? Death, disease, famine -- there's none of that here.
    KRYTEN: There's no crime! The first night we were here, a mugger jumped
    us and forced 50 pounds into my wallet at knifepoint!
    LISTER: Okay, okay! But look at the flipside of the coin. It's not all
    good. Take someone like, say... St. Francis of Assissi. In this
    universe, he's the petty-minded little sadist who goes around maiming
    small animals! Or Santa Claus -- what a bastard!
    RIMMER: Eh?
    LISTER: He's the big fat git who sneaks down chimneys and steals all the
    kid's favourite toys!"
     
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    Gawd.....who cares other than the historians? POTUS Obama is no more. Move on. Celebrate Donald.....or not, but please, don't reminisce. It is not productive.
     
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    The thread was 7 years ago, initially I missed that too.
     
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    Gawd.....ouda be a Rule about that, dredging old irrelevant Threads.

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    They should do what they do on other forums I've used where the search ignores posts over 2 years old unless you tick a box.

    Nonnie's obviously found this in a search and not realised the date.
     
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    Nonnie Well-Known Member Past Donor

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    I was fully aware of the date. News from the past can still be quite relevant, everything goes round in a cycle. On forums, I often start at the oldest threads and work forwards.

    If time went backwards, all the way to Kenya, I'm sure many would have given Obama's father loads of condoms.
     
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