A Thread for Updating the Developments in Bat Boy's Independent Presidential Bid. It was first announced and we've all seen this: Now, here is a recent update: WASHINGTON DC – After a tense few days, the test results have finally come in. Bat Boy does NOT have coronavirus! Last week, Bat Boy was on Capitol Hill meeting with a number of Senators and members of Congress to discuss his plans to unify the country. Unfortunately, Bat Boy spent some time in a heated discussion with Senators Rand Paul and Senator Joe Manchin. When news broke that Rand Paul had to be tested for coronavirus, the CDC contacted Bat Boy. Out of an abundance of cautious, Bat Boy was also tested. https://weeklyworldnews.com/headlines/178245/bat-boy-tests-negative-for-coronavirus/
Some say that Jennifer Aniston has romantic feelings for Bat Boy, which has thrown Taylor Swift into a tizzy. Swift has reportedly has written a song warning Aniston to “keep your hands off my mutant, friend!” Vice President Pence invited Bat Boy to the podium in The White House Press Room to announce his negative test results. Bigfoot, his Vice Presidential running mate and Ph.D., Ape, his campaign advisor joined Bat Boy for his announcement. After screeching for twenty minutes, reporters stood and applauded Bat Boy. The campaign can now continue! This is GREAT News. Full Steam Ahead.
Bat Boy may have a baby on the way, during campaign season; NASHVILLE, TN – Taylor Swift was reportedly knitting booties while in quarantine. Sources close to her tell Weekly World News, that she may be the one expecting a baby. And rumors are that Bat Boy may be the father!
Bat Boy's Right Hand Man (PhD Ape) working on vaccine: https://weeklyworldnews.com/headlines/178622/ph-d-ape-promises-vaccine-in-5-months/
