Being Lactose intolerant is NOT a virtue.

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  1. Sir Thaddeus

    Sir Thaddeus Well-Known Member Past Donor

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    I saw we were making threads about what isn't virtuous and just wanted to let those anti-dairy Nazis know that they aren't (*)(*)(*)(*).
     
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    I hear there are anti-dairy nazis in Obama's administration, they recently attacked the Amish I think.
     
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    it could be a virtuous quality because it is commendable that they must endure stomach sufferings that come with the inability to digest popular foods

    its expensive to be lactose intolerant because they are required to purchase expensive lactase enzymes in order to enjoy dairy foods

    mostly the non whites suffer from this because they originate from countries where dairy is not a staple in the diet so their system does not produce the neccessary digestive enzymes required for most western american foods.
     
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    Sir Thaddeus Well-Known Member Past Donor

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    That guy huh?....
     
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    While my wife, who is of Filipino descent and also lactose intolerant, is a virtuous woman, I don't believe that any of her virtue is derived from the "suffering" she endures becuase of her lack of ability to process dairy. However, if there is virtue in suffering, then those around her are just as virtuous for the suffering they endure over the inevitable result of her enjoyment of ice cream.
     
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    Is there a word missing from your sentence? I mean you do an OP once every two months and you can't get all the words in? And this one is only one sentence! And if my guess is correct the missing word is 'to' isn't it? So it's not even a big word that you'd have to look up in a thesaurus or dictionary is it? And you're a Mod so you could have gone back any time to correct it. Your edit powers don't time out like us mortals.

    Young people are so (*)(*)(*)(*)ing lazy these days. No wonder the world is screwed up.
     
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    BleedingHeadKen Well-Known Member Past Donor

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    Since when do mortals "time out"? Did you forget a word or two there?
     
  8. Sir Thaddeus

    Sir Thaddeus Well-Known Member Past Donor

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    Why, I have no idea what you are talking about.
     
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    Another corrupt move by a Mod. Charlie Rangel/Sir Thaddeus, only their mothers can tell them apart.
     
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    Sir Thaddeus Well-Known Member Past Donor

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    I am much more handsome than Charlie Rangel.
     
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    Doug_yvr Well-Known Member Past Donor

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    Yes but he owns some Carribean islands compliments of the US Taxpayer, Expense Account Department. Carribean islands get a person laid a lot more often than looks.
     
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    Sir Thaddeus Well-Known Member Past Donor

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    Those bowties cancel out the islands.
     
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    I am lactose intolerant because I hate all milk that is different from me. I also hate it because homogenized has the word homo in it and I'm homogenophobic.

    I know there's a Harvey Milk / homogenized joke in there somewhere too, but I can't seem to find it. :(
     
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    You know how I know you're gay? You like Milk.
     
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    I've reported this post to the ACLU, and the Milk Marketing Board.

    You're in big trouble.
     

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