I know, it seems outrageous, but its getting a lot of attention on some very respectable Web pages which mainstream media wont mention: Donald Trump was not born in Queens, He was born in the Philippines, In a hotel in downtown Manila. Where his hair turned bright vanilla Due to vitamin deficiencies. His mom and dad were Celanese And left him with Franciscan nuns At the age of 14 months. Adopted on the third of June By a real estate tycoon Who took the little boy away To a mansion in the USA Bestowing on him great largesse And naturalized him more or less. The record of his nativity Is kept under lock and key With his tax returns, the MRIs Showing whats behind his eyes Including, according to rumor, A diverticulated tumor. I hope it isnt true, although It comes from folks who ought to know. By Garrison Keillor The Washington Post News Service with Bloomberg News You won't hear stuff like this on Fox news!