Birther Question

Discussion in 'Political Opinions & Beliefs' started by Sirius Black, Sep 24, 2016.

  1. Sirius Black

    Sirius Black Well-Known Member

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    I know, it seems outrageous, but it’s getting a lot of attention on some very respectable Web pages – which mainstream media won’t mention:
    Donald Trump was not born in Queens,
    He was born in the Philippines,
    In a hotel in downtown Manila.
    Where his hair turned bright vanilla
    Due to vitamin deficiencies.
    His mom and dad were Celanese
    And left him with Franciscan nuns
    At the age of 14 months.
    Adopted on the third of June
    By a real estate tycoon
    Who took the little boy away
    To a mansion in the USA
    Bestowing on him great largesse
    And naturalized him more or less.
    The record of his nativity
    Is kept under lock and key
    With his tax returns, the MRIs
    Showing what’s behind his eyes
    Including, according to rumor,
    A diverticulated tumor.
    I hope it isn’t true, although
    It comes from folks who ought to know.

    By Garrison Keillor The Washington Post News Service with Bloomberg News

    You won't hear stuff like this on Fox news!
     

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