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BREAKING: White House Declares Stimulus Checks Cannot Be Used to Buy Firearms or Ammo

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  1. TOG 6

    TOG 6 Well-Known Member

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    https://www.usacarry.com/stimulus-checks-firearms-ammo/?utm_campaign=coschedule&utm_source=facebook_page&utm_medium=USA Carry&utm_content=BREAKING: White House Declares Stimulus Checks Cannot Be Used to Buy Firearms or Ammo&fbclid=IwAR3JYZ3_0EGVI83z3Sth0NNBczGkBwKh2MDuhYfY6KrtNcfgK3W18HLTu-I

    This is a big stinking pile of dung!!!
    Did someone let a Democrat into the White House?
    How can firearms and ammunition be considered non-essential when the DHS just ruled gun stores are essential businesses?
    How do they think they can enforce this?
    What horsepoo!!!
     
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    You got me!!
     
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    How can it be essential, does one need a gun to fight COVID-19?
     
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    TOG 6 Well-Known Member

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    Your opinion on the issue does not matter.
     
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    How do they think they can enforce it?
     
    Rush_is_Right, Apr 1, 2020
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    Who brings their check to the gun shop?
     
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    I don't see an "issue," guns aren't essential to combating COVID-19, simple fact
     
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    Simple, close the gun store, it isn't providing an essential service
     
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    They can't. So stupid.
     
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    "Now, I’m sure someone will figure out a workaround so that you can buy that shiny new pistol you’ve had your eye on, especially since this is an April Fools Joke."
     
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    Curious Always Well-Known Member Past Donor

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    lol. I always forget.
     
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    You just now noticed? Why do you think Omar was in favor of the bill? In reality, our government has been hijacked. For the first time in the Republic's history, we may not have an election. And that isn't even "fearmongering", we've seen the draconian loss of rights last month.

    Welcome to the new Soviet Union , and this is the start of the Lenin years before we elect our Stalin.
     
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    And all this just because they closed gun stores since they weren't found to be an essential service?
     
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    They didn't
     
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    One may need a gun to fight all of the dangerous criminals that Democrat politicians are releasing from prison due to the COVID virus, and leftist insanity.
     
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    Good luck enforcing it. What a joke.
     
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    April fools joke, literally
     
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    That article smells like ragebait bullcrap to me.
     
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    Did you know that April Fools has been rescheduled for May 18?
     
    Doofenshmirtz, Apr 1, 2020
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    Dang, I made it to dang near 6PM before I realized it was April Fools.

    I guess we're all a bit distracted by other things these days.
     
    Creasy Tvedt, Apr 1, 2020
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    And in part, we don't even doubt it lol. We're desenitized to power grabs because there's been a bunch of them. I literally have a "what's next" mentality. The April Fool's of this might end up being "Hm, that's a good idea we didn't think about yet"
     
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    April's fools aside, it's because we don't trust the government right now lol. We want to live, but it's unknown on how we're gonna live.
     
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    And how are are they going to be able to enforce that? If its a check that gets mail to you you deposit that in your account and then you go buy a gun or ammo with your debit card or credit card and then use the check to pay that. And the same rules apply if its direct deposit
     
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    As the president of the united states is not chosen by the popular vote, but rather the electoral vote by the electoral college, what difference is ultimately made if the people do not have the option of voting for which candidate is the more popular of the two?
     
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    protects you from the other crazy morons out there That pop up in disasters they are go is essential
     
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