Oh, god, here we go again... It's that time again. Career politicians get up and start talking that smoothness to their bases. May I save you the time and trouble and paraphrase it? Democracts: We hate government. We love all people. It's their fault. Republicans: We hate government. We're saving the country/White race from extinction. It's their fault. Democrats and Republicans: Vote for me and I'll make government work for the people. But first...a word from our sponsors.