Bernie produces a lot of laughter and is a likeable guy. The meltdowns of having a self described socialist in office would be glorious. Even if America crashes and burns ... better to burn out than to fade away Incumbent Trump triggers snowflakes after a magical fairytale presidency of Obama... seriously getting laughs at the expense of the African American community lol that such a historic president has a successor that called him a illegal immigrant. enough with trump though we all know he gets people butthurt Biden is just plain creepy and funny as **** bloomberg is mr monopoly trying to buy the worlds love pochahontos then we have a bunch of other funny candidates with no shots... Buttigieg is just plain boring though I am sorry... he is the youngest one but epitomizes boomer politicians
Hold on a minute, Let's not crash and burn the USA. I don't have a fun view of the democratic candidates and I'm a democrat.
PBC: Mike Gravel is so old his social security number is one Mike Gravel is changing the pronunciation of his name to gravel to show his support for infrastructure. PBC: When Bernie Sanders celebrated the 100th anniversary of Nikolai Lenin taking over Russia he said, “It seems like it was just yesterday.” In an effort to win more votes in the south, Bernie Sanders is growing a goatee and opening a chicken franchise. PBC: You have to forgive Joe Biden for groping women. Remember when he was a boy men hit women on the head with a club and took them to their caves. Biden first arrived in Washington before half the candidates were born, so he’s taking paternity tests to prove he’s not running against one of his children. PBC: John Hickenlooper wants marijuana legal nationwide. He’s had that position since the drug was invented. Hickenlooper’s from Denver, where the air is so thin, airhead jokes are not necessary. They describe the whole population. PBC: Jay Inslee of Washington state is telling stories about how his uncle founded Washington state as a sanctuary for refugees from Washington, D.C. Jay Inslee is using his name creatively. Elect Jay an’ see. PBC: Elizabeth Warren should know whether her family was in the Trail of Tears or not. When she was in school it was still being taught as current events. Elizabeth Warren is calling herself Liz so people will stop confusing her with the Queen of England. PBC: Eric Swalwell is so young he doesn’t know if he’s a girl or a boy. Eric Swalwell’s campaign slogan should be All’s well with Swalwell. PBC: Tulsi Gabbard’s biggest problem is convincing people that’s not her porn name. Unlike President Obama, Tulsi Gabbard will not have birth certificate issues. She was born in Michigan. PBC: Andrew Yang is running into so many problems it looks like he’ll be the Yang of President Trump’s Yin. Andrew Yang has changed jobs so many times he’s running for President for career stability. PBC: Julian Castro is running for President because his father Raoul wouldn’t let him take over Cuba. Former HUD Secretary Julian Castro has trouble convincing people he was in charge of HUD, not the 80s horror franchise CHUD. PBC: Beto O'Rourke can’t wait to be President and become Veto O'Rourke. Beto O'rourke ran against Ted Cruz and lost. Ted Cruz ran against President Trump and lost. So he can beat Trump if the election is replaced by a game of rock, paper, scissors. PBC: John Delaney is running for President. I just thought somebody should say that aloud. Please elect John Delaney President. Otherwise he may try to get my job. PBC: Andrew Messam’s name is pronounced mess um, a terrible name for a President, so he’s thinking of changing it to Mee sam. Then if he gets anywhere his children will be called son of Mee Sam Messam is from south Florida. Julian Castro is from south Texas. Eric Swalwell is from southern California. As some have said for years, the Democratic Party is going south. PBC: Kirsten Gillibrand is pretty…good at presenting her ass…ets to the people and keeping a…breast of political developments. Kirsten Gillibrand wants us to want her for her brain. PBC: Cory Booker saved someone from a fire when he was Mayor. Cory Booker is trying to become the first unmarried President since James Buchanan. Buchanan’s term ended with the Civil War, so he’s pretty sure he can be the best unmarried President ever. PBC: BY the way, it’s never married, not unmarried. We elected some widowers. PBC: Congressman Tim Ryan of Ohio is hoping people will think he’s Paul Ryan or Tim Kaine. Congressman Tim Ryan has been elected to Congress 9 times, every 2 years, so he’s running for President so he can skip a couple. PBC: Kamala Harris has a parent from Jamaica and another from India. So she knows how to live among tourists and beggars. Like most Californians. Even though Kamala Harris is 55 years old she still looks like a beauty pageant contestant. So she’s hoping to really confuse the President when they meet for a debate. PBC: Maryanne Williamson is into positive thinking. Can she make those people at the border think positive thoughts and go home? Maryanne Williamson teaches positive thinking. Most of these candidates must have taken her class.
I think Bernie is for free college, just like last time. I support free college. And I seem to recall that Bloomberg will raise 5 trillion in new taxes. Good if we want to pay for things.
I disagree. Elizabeth Warren would be the least funny President. She's the shushing librarian that every kid hates, and the "I'm going to need to speak to your manager" lady that every cashier, waiter, and clerk despises.
I dunno, this was a pretty clever turn. The guy seems like he is pretty good at counter-punching. Pete Buttigieg mocks Trump for Alfred E. Neuman diss: He finally made 'literary reference'
Speaking of literary references, you'll note that only one side trotted out a Harry Potter reference during the impeachment hearings, and it wasn't Team Trump. Read another book, people.
That very same speaker referenced multiple other papers, legal rulings, and books... But ya know...I guess that one 30 second bit was really significant out of the ~40 hours of talking from both sides.
welp, if you guys/gals end up with bootiegig and he miraculously wins the presidency (most likely through the typical voter fraud), don't come whining when he f*cks ya in the *ss
I would be OK with his blandness if he actually said something when he opened his mouth. He talks something like O'Rourke. Meaningless words.
Well we should look at the years of training he had under the supervision of his father who raised him up to be a man/women,,,,, https://www.washingtonexaminer.com/...-professor-who-lauded-the-communist-manifesto
I'd rather have a beer with any of them other than Warren, she seems like she in miserable all the time. I would guess she has no sense of humor at all.
I would love to see Bernie as president ! Can you imagine the meltdown of both corporate rich elite parties?! And the conservative voters? God communism just took over America ! Help the living standards of average Americans has to be a communist plot! No matter that FDR Truman Ike JFK and LBJ and even Nixon tried to represent working middle class people. Well today the fringe on the right would call all of these prior presidents. ...commies. That is how far to the right many have moved. On Bootygig I noticed he is copying obama's speaking cadence. He is a fake a pretender an Obama copycat. Beware the fakeroo. .
Bernie is not a commie, but he is one step closer. The right has moved, but the left has as well... The living standards of the American people is best served by govt getting out of the way, not tying to "help more"....
The military is best served by the government getting out of the way and not trying to “help more” privatize defense and put that spending into education and healthcare
Your are incorrect. You don't add to those by cutting defense relentlessly, as much as some on the left seem to want too.
Buttigeirgiiieieg does seem pretty lackluster. -Especially for a gay guy!- (calm down, second part is just a joke!)
When I am picking a president, I am looking for someone who makes me laugh and I feel I could have a beer with. I don't actually care whether he has any experience, accomplishments, good ideas, or will benefit the nation, my family, or me. I really like Trump because he makes funny tweets where he calls people names. Buttigieg only talks about boring stuff like money, political policies, healthcare, and economics so I don't like him at all.
