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  1. cerberus

    cerberus Well-Known Member Past Donor

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    I was sitting here reading some of the posts when the toaster ping'd and I heard the slice of bread pop up. When I got to it, it had popped out of the slot it was in, flipped over, and dropped fully into the other slot. I mean what are the chances? :shock:
     
    cerberus, May 19, 2017
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  2. Wrathful_Buddha

    Wrathful_Buddha Well-Known Member

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    The chances are pretty good if your house is haunted. Have you had it checked for poltergeists?
     
    Wrathful_Buddha, May 22, 2017
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  3. cerberus

    cerberus Well-Known Member Past Donor

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    Not lately! :mrgreen:
     
    cerberus, May 23, 2017
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    Maquiscat Well-Known Member

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    More likely Brownies were having a bit of fun.
     
    Maquiscat, May 27, 2017
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    HereWeGoAgain Banned

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    Or so drunk you can't remember which side you put the toast in. :D
     
    HereWeGoAgain, May 28, 2017
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  6. scarlet witch

    scarlet witch Well-Known Member Past Donor

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    You didn't say "Trump" out loud did you... it's enough to make anyone or anything do a backflip
     
    scarlet witch, May 28, 2017
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  7. Wrathful_Buddha

    Wrathful_Buddha Well-Known Member

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    Brownies!! Why didn't I think of that.

    Ok, maybe he needs some rat traps.
     
    Wrathful_Buddha, May 28, 2017
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    Wrathful_Buddha Well-Known Member

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    I don't know. Ghosts and Brownies seem more plausible.
     
    Wrathful_Buddha, May 28, 2017
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    Daniel Light Well-Known Member

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    I was going to put butter and jam on it for you, but you came back too soon. I guess I dropped it in the wrong slot. Sorry.
     
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    Sharpie Well-Known Member Past Donor

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    Sounds like you forgot what slot you put it in.
     
    Sharpie, May 31, 2017
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    Sharpie Well-Known Member Past Donor

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    Right. It was Trump or the Russians. What else?
     
    Sharpie, May 31, 2017
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    scarlet witch Well-Known Member Past Donor

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    maybe it was someone with no sense of humour
     
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    Thought Criminal Well-Known Member Donor

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    Your toast flip-flopped?

    Hmm...

    I wonder what the issue was.
     
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  14. cerberus

    cerberus Well-Known Member Past Donor

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    If there had been butter and jam on it, it would have popped out of the toaster with enough velocity to clear the edge of the counter, and land upside down on the floor? I mean, we're talking Sod's Law here?
     
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    Canell Well-Known Member

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    It was the CPC (Communist party of China), I believe. :D
     
    Canell, Jun 17, 2017
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    The real question is, why did you only make one piece of toasr?
     
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    The Russians might have hacked your toast? We should have Comey investigate. I hear he has some spare time these days.
     
    Hotdogr, Jun 18, 2017
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    yabberefugee Well-Known Member Past Donor

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    About the same chances of collusion being identified and proven in this Russian thing".
     
    yabberefugee, Jun 18, 2017
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    Sharpie Well-Known Member Past Donor

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    Well FIRST, the FBI would have to actually take a look at the toaster. And that simply isn't done.
     
    Sharpie, Jun 18, 2017
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    cerberus Well-Known Member Past Donor

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    Nah, to equal the chances of that the slice would have had to bounce out of the second slot back into the first? :eyepopping: Here, have a fried egg as well! :sunnysideup: :mrgreen:
     
    cerberus, Jun 19, 2017
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    cerberus Well-Known Member Past Donor

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    Answer - because when I went to my GP surgery for my annual health check a couple of weeks ago I was told I'd put on 4 pounds since last year :icon_jawdrop: , so I'm on a crash diet.
     
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