Can I be black?

Discussion in 'Race Relations' started by doombug, Feb 15, 2017.

  1. Moonglow

    Moonglow Well-Known Member

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    I have a tray of Rice Krispy treats you can have...But you missed out on the free 40 acres and a mule..
     
  2. rayznack

    rayznack Well-Known Member

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    Why are you appropriating semitic civilizations for black?
     
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  3. Esau

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    semites are black kiddo. next false flag..
     
  4. Esau

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    dadoalex Well-Known Member Past Donor

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    Sorry to bring up an old topic but...

    What does your birth certificate say?
     
  6. doombug

    doombug Well-Known Member

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    I have not checked but it probably says caucasian by mistake.....
     
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    dadoalex Well-Known Member Past Donor

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    My proper name uses the feminine spelling (or at least what's considered the feminine spelling.) When I graduated college I was recruited by the DoD into a program targeting fast advancement for people specializing in acquisitions of highly technical equipment and services. It was not until I started work that I found out the program was targeting ethnic women. My "ladies" name and the fact that I attended a heavily Hispanic school got me my first job out of college.
     
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    dadoalex Well-Known Member Past Donor

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    Never seen "caucasian by mistake" on a BC but that element could pose a problem. Perhaps another test would be in order?

    Do you like "Hip Hop?"
    Can you go left and make a layup with either hand?
    Is there anything "Black" about you that would support your claim?
     
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    ArmySoldier Well-Known Member Past Donor

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    Because of this whole "I can identify" thing. I choose to identify with a rich person. I am now transfinancial. People need to give me money so that I can feel more comfortable with my own rich people kind.
     
  10. Dropship

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    You could certainly keep playing the race card to smooth your path through life and maybe pick up big bucks compensation for alleged "racism" against you..:)
     
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  11. navigator2

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    I'd say we have a doombug in da wood pile. :omg: I am not sure but I read somewhere you have to be some percentage linage to claim minority status for government preference.

    But let's explore: If you were, and you are a veteran of foreign wars, you could claim your minority status, your transgender preference, and your lesbian tendencies.

    "Ladies and Gentleman! May I present to you our new Obama Secretary of State, Doombug!":worship:
     
  12. Latherty

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    You must. The world is tough enough for everyone. If there is some leg-up that is available to you and that can help you, then you have to take it. You owe it to all that don't have access to those opportunities.

    Good luck.
     

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