Carry on...

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  1. Liberty Monkey

    Liberty Monkey Well-Known Member

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    As A Brit Carry on is an institution! Best movie and why?

    For me it's between screaming and convenience but without Sid it's just not Carry on. Why because it's the most truthful one they made! Unions be damned ha ha ha.



    If you're an American watch this and then be confused lol.
     
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    Wandering Car Keys...



    This story is so very funny, but could easily happen...

    After a meeting several days ago, I couldn't find my keys. I quickly gave myself a personal "TSA Pat Down."
    They weren't in my pockets. Suddenly I realized I must have left them in the car. Frantically, I headed for the parking lot. My husband has scolded me many times for leaving my keys in the car's ignition.
    He's afraid that the car could be stolen. As I looked around the parking lot, I realized he was right.
    The parking lot was empty. I immediately called the police. I gave them my location, confessed that I had left my keys in the car, and that it had been stolen.
    Then I made the most difficult call of all to my husband:"I left my keys in the car and it's been stolen."
    There was a moment of silence. I thought the call had been disconnected, but then I heard his voice. "Are you kidding me?" he barked, "I dropped you off!"
    Now it was my turn to be silent. Embarrassed, I said, "Well, come and get me."
    He retorted,"I will, as soon as I convince this cop that I didn't steal your damn car!"
    Welcome to the golden years...
     
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