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CNN Report: Millions Of American Voters May Have Colluded To Elect Trump

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  1. Wehrwolfen

    Wehrwolfen Well-Known Member Past Donor

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    CNN Report: Millions Of American Voters May Have Colluded To Elect Trump​

    July 13, 2017

    U.S.—A new, exclusive CNN investigative report revealed Thursday that millions of American voters may have potentially colluded with the Trump campaign to elect Donald Trump as President of the United States.
    While Russia has been accused of interfering in the election, the breaking report indicates that the collusion may have extended to a significant portion of the U.S. population—“as many as 60 million citizens, and possibly even more.”
    “The conspiracy goes much deeper than anyone expected,” Jake Tapper said on his news segment The Politics Lead. “We’re talking tens of millions of people involved in this secret plot to make sure Hillary didn’t make it into the White House and to prop up Donald Trump as the winner.”
    “It’s far more sinister than we thought,” a visibly disturbed Tapper said.


    Source: http://babylonbee.com/news/cnn-report-millions-american-voters-may-colluded-elect-trump/

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    Oh no! CNN's Tapper has exposed us. Who leaked?
    In a deep far-reaching scheme people colluded by simply walking into voting booths casting their vote for Donald Trump, giving him the electoral college victory.
    Hah!!! Fake News CNN proves Collusion of the Deplorables!:roflol:
     
    Wehrwolfen, Jul 14, 2017
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    HereWeGoAgain Banned

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    What a load of crap. Get a life.
     
    HereWeGoAgain, Jul 14, 2017
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  3. Conviction

    Conviction Well-Known Member

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    Post of the year.
     
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    logical1 Well-Known Member Past Donor

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    Ok ok I admit it I was one of the 60 million that colluded to keep the crooked serial liar Hillary out of the white house.
     
    logical1, Jul 14, 2017
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    Guilty as charged.

    Does this mean I'll be getting a phone call from Bob Mueller and Team Clintonista?

    I feel so nefarious...:giggle:
     
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    Yes, I too am deep in the collusion to elect Trump. I got busted. i voted for Trump. And if I get a second chance!!!! Same thing.
     
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    this belongs in satire.
     
    Jimmy79, Jul 14, 2017
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    I liked it. It was much better than CATS!
     
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    All of we Deplorables colluded to elect Trump....
     
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    Crap they're on to us. I colluded with Trump too!
     
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    What's the difference between this and all of those russian collusion threads?

    Except for the obvious difference that this one is real news. Millions of Americans actually did collude to elect Trump.
     
    Belch, Jul 14, 2017
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    Wehrwolfen Well-Known Member Past Donor

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    Arrest all us Deplorables...... I spoke to my son in Florida and my Daughter in North Carolina and colluded with my buddy inGreat Falls Montana. Yes I confess, Why I even spoke to my Iranian friend Savan in Queens, and my old Russian friend Yuri living in Coney Island.
     
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    Yeah it was posted in the WRONG section.

    It is from a SATIRE site, and it should be moved to the Humor/Satire section.
     
    Andrew Jackson, Jul 14, 2017
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    We're gonna need a whole lot more prison cells...

    Well, what CNN puts out belongs under fiction. Or so it would seem to me...
     
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    I'm guilty. What are you going to do about it leftists besides whine?
     
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    Hail Hydra
     
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