Coronavirus vaccine side effects

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  1. zalekbloom

    zalekbloom Well-Known Member Past Donor

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    Lately we hear a lot of conspiracy theories about the corona virus vaccines. One of the more unusual conspiracy theory is that mRNA vaccines cause a loss of the foreskin and a craving for kosher food. Professor Zalek Bloom from Tel-Aviv University analyzes this theory in a prestigious medical publication – “The Lancet”.
    According to Prof. Bloom’s research after the mRNA vaccination only 40% of men totally lost the foreskin while another 24% suffered from significant foreskin size reduction. This can be attributed to changes in Y-DNA genetic material, especially in proteins related for producing male hormones like follicle-stimulating hormone (FSH), luteinizing hormone (LH).
    Prof. Bloom claims it can be beneficial to humanity. WHO (World Health Organization) published multiple papers about how circumcision can prevent AIDS, but there is another benefit of circumcision published in the seventies by the magazine “Modern Psychology”. The lack of foreskin makes the penis less sensitive which forces men to prolong sexual acts in order to achieve an orgasm. This prolonged sexual activity gives women a better chance to receive orgasm too. It not only benefits women – an article published in “Sociological Methods & Research” found the society were women are not satisfied sexually produces violent and belligerent populations.
    Craving for kosher food does not have to be related to the vaccines, but it can benefit the world. Kosher food (except choolent) creates less flatulence, which means less methane gas will be released to the atmosphere. Methane gas is 84 times more potent greenhouse gas than carbon dioxide.
     
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    Why oh why did this study have to be published in the Lancet? No a good image to create first thing in the morning.
     
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    Circumcision does not prevent AIDS and it does not have any medical benefits. Had it not have such strong ties to religion, it would have been outlawed already.
     
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    https://www.mayoclinic.org/tests-procedures/circumcision/about/pac-20393550

    So remember boys, always take good care of your penis.

    Moisturize frequently. And be sure to talk to your penis daily.
     
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    So, exactly what I said then; it has no actual benefits and anyone who claims it does always refer to "ifs", "sometimes" and the 3rd World.

    Exactly. Why would they? It is a procedure that does not really make any kind of sense whatsoever.

    Oh really?

    Right, so they even rebut tneir own argument of "easier hygiene" as they present it.

    Conducting surgery on a healthy baby to prevent an illness that is only a very unlikely potential is turning logic on its head.

    Yes. As I said, complete bs

    How common is this? "Occasionally people can get cancer in their arm, does this mean we should amputate babies at birth? Such a worthless argument

    They have still not presented one single benefit of circumcision as tjey promised to do.
     
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    That's right, anything that doesn't affect me directly does not exist.


    A man with a plan.
     
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