Day Late, Dollar Short

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  1. jmpet

    jmpet New Member

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    My whole life has been one conglomeration of messes- one after another.

    I would be the perfect MegaMillion winner- I would reward all my friends- even those I haven't been friends with for years. But that is not to pass.

    My wife kicked me out months before she inherited hundreds of thousands of dollars from her late mom. My current woman is leaving months or years before her father dies- more hundreds of thousands of dollars, naturally.

    I am a day late and a dollar short. Or another day older and deeper in debt, as the song goes.

    My life so far has not worked out the way I wanted it to in any degree of success- I can point to my children but they're better off without me; I am useless.

    Your contributions are appreciated-
     
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    old timer New Member Past Donor

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    Que Sera Sera
     
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    jmpet New Member

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    Yeah- I gotta agree with you on that.
     
  4. Joker

    Joker Banned at Members Request Past Donor

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    yeah, one thing I noticed about relationships is that being all depressed about one's life isn't much of a turn-on for the ladies.
     
  5. Up On the Governor

    Up On the Governor Well-Known Member

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    I am finding it hard to feel anything for you since you only seem concerned with people dying and inheritance.
     
  6. liberalminority

    liberalminority Well-Known Member

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    the women only needed you when times were tough then they got their parents inheritance and left...

    sympathies are with you fine sir hope you hit your numbers tonight good luck.
     

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