Do you or have you ever

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Do you or have you ever “snuck one out” in an elevator

  1. Eeew! No! That is disgusting!

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  2. Once but I couldn’t help it and I apologised to all

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  3. Yeah! But only when it is empty

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  4. All the time! I hate crowded spaces!

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  1. Bowerbird

    Bowerbird Well-Known Member

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    Honesty time! Have you ever, whilst standing in an elevator, alone or if it is crowded

    Dropped an Air bagel or Airbrushed your boxers
    Do a Backdoor breeze, Bean blower, Beep your horn, Belch from behind, backfire
    Maybe you were Blasting the ass trumpet, Blowing mud, Blowing the big brown horn or Blowing the butt bugle or even Break the sound barrier without a plane
    Or the more traditional break wind or butt burp
    Maybe it was a variant of cheese cutting, or the old colonic calliope
    Could have been something a little more creative with Crimp off some breakfast biscuits or Crop dusting (surreptitiously farting while passing thru a cube farm, then enjoying the sounds of dismay and disgust) maybe a Crowd splitter

    you get my drift

    More here

    https://metro.co.uk/2015/10/20/there-are-261-ways-you-can-say-fart-5450985/
     
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    StillBlue Well-Known Member

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    Nope. I always take the stairs for that.
     
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    Nonnie Well-Known Member Past Donor

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    Hmm, I would say that possibly one squeaked out in a shop and someone came round the corner. Can't recall an elevator incident though.
     
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    StillBlue Well-Known Member

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    I went on the express elevator to the top of the Sears Tower. Everyone cleared out fast because we all knew that nasty gasses had been sucked out of us and would be rising from the floor quickly now that we'd stopped
     
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    My husband moved from a bluecollar, hammer and nail type outside work to a corporate setting and one of the first things he learned the hard way is to not pass gas in an elevator when it's just you. Because it's picking up people along the way. One of his most embarrassing moments.
     
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