EMERGENCY! 911!

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  1. clarkeT

    clarkeT Well-Known Member

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    Trumpster's worst nightmare, :D
     
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    True story.

    I have two neighbors, "Bob" & "Joe" who had a minor accident while working on a car.
    Bob gets his hand stuck and yells to Joe: "Quick, "Joe", call 911!".

    "Joe" dutifully runs into the house but quickly returns and asks "Bob":

    "Whats the phone number for 911?

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    Yes, truth is, indeed, stranger than fiction.
     
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    Pray to the fate that it may beware you of stupid neighbors. :)
     
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