Eternal Life - Please God, I was just kidding...

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  1. Ready Aim Fire

    Ready Aim Fire New Member

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    Yeah when I was a kid, I thought I wanted eternal life. Then I started believing in Jesus Christ and believe I have / I had eternal life. Can I please take it back I was just a kid. I really want to die. I'm a modern day Job - with the boils removed. What do I have to do, curse the Holy Ghost?... Tried that... didn't kill me... any easy answers? I'm pretty lazy, though others would disagree... but what do they know?
     
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    FoxHastings Well-Known Member

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    Just stop believing all that claptrap, sit back, relax...because nothing will change for you.
     
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    well, since you have as much likelihood of being immortal as anyone else on the planet (i.e., none), you can probably relax.
     
  4. Ready Aim Fire

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    RELAX? I still got a world of s**t to deal with in THIS life. I believe as life as change... so even rocks have life. I am the rock. Rock for brains.
     
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    ok, how about drugs then? or you could take up drinking, if you're a legality fetishist.
     
  6. Ready Aim Fire

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    I'm not legally desirealble. Drugs and drinking are the things that keep me sane or insane... make your own choice. Legality is to me, a wall... that I can't cross since I'm not suited for incarceration.
     
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    wine is sanity, in many respects. I can dig it.

    meantime, travel is very good for what ails. the harder the better.
     
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    The Wyrd of Gawd Well-Known Member

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    Do something to take your mind off of things. Make out your will, write your obituary, pre-pay for your funeral.
     
  9. Ready Aim Fire

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    All taken care of, thanks.
     

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