Famous lies told to the public

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  1. Robert

    Robert Well-Known Member Donor

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    Famous Presidential Lies Contest..

    Famous Presidential Lies Contest
    Written by, To The Point News
    LBJ:
    • None of our boys will die on foreign soil
    Nixon:
    • I am not a crook
    GHW Bush:
    • Read my lips - No New Taxes
    Clinton:
    • I did not have sex with that woman... Miss Lewinski
    GW Bush:
    • Iraq has weapons of mass destruction
    Obama:
    • I will have the most transparent administration in history.
    • The stimulus will fund shovel-ready jobs.
    • I am focused like a laser on creating jobs.
    • The IRS is not targeting anyone.
    • It was a spontaneous riot about a movie.
    • I will put an end to the type of politics that "breeds division, conflict and cynicism".
    • You didn't build that!
    • I will restore trust in Government.
    • The Cambridge cops acted stupidly.
    • The public will have 5 days to look at every bill that lands on my desk
    • It's not my red line - it is the world's red line.
    • Whistle blowers will be protected in my administration.
    • We got back every dime we used to rescue the banks and auto companies, with interest.
    • I am not spying on American citizens.
    • Obama Care will be good for America.
    • You can keep your family doctor.
    • Premiums will be lowered by $2500.
    • If you like it, you can keep your current healthcare plan.
    • It's just like shopping at Amazon.
    • I knew nothing about "Fast and Furious" gunrunning to Mexican drug cartels.
    • I knew nothing about IRS targeting conservative groups.
    • I knew nothing about what happened in Benghazi.
    • I have never known my uncle from Kenya who is in the country illegally and that was arrested and told to leave the country over 20 years ago.
    • And, I have never lived with that uncle. He finally admitted (12-05-2013) that he DID know his uncle and that he DID live with him.
    • If elected I promise not to renew the Patriot Act.
    • If elected I will end the war in Iraq and Afghanistan within the 1st 9 months of my term.
    • I will close Guantanamo within the first 6 months of my term.
    • I will bridge the gap between black and white and between America and other countries.
    And the biggest one of all:
    • "I, Barrack Hussein Obama, pledge to preserve, protect and defend the Constitution of the United States of America."
    I believe we have a winner
     
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  2. Right is the way

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    When GW Bush said that Iraq has weapons of mass destruction, everyone in the world also believed that they did. The intelligence agencies of all the free world countries thought that they were there. Iraq even claimed to have them.
     
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    Of course Iraq had them, Saddam used them on his own people.
     
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    Elvis is dead
     
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    No he's not, he's in hiding with Michael Jackson.
     
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    Famous lies in public.

    Bush and Blair - Iraq have Weapons of Mass Destruction.
     
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    National Security Lies that undermine the safety of the American people and peace around the world while serving a foreign foe, Russia:
    Donald Trump: "no collusion, no collusion, no collusion"
    Donald Trump: "I am not a puppet, you're the puppet"
     
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    "It will only be a temporary solution."
    - Every politician ever.
     
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    Jeremy Corbyn - I denounce terrorism.
     
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    Nonnie Well-Known Member Past Donor

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    Any Democrat - I'm not running in the 2020 election.
     
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    Now you're taking the piss :)
     
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    Nonnie Well-Known Member Past Donor

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    His best buddies are IRA members.
     
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    The seawall tax will end the moment the seawall is paid for.
     
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    How American's think about 9/11 terrorists is how I view the IRA.

    I see no difference, murdering bastards.
     
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    Obama Derangement Syndrome in full display yet again.

    Thank you for proving what I have said all along - that ODS has infected just about every right winger on this forum for years.
     
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    See my previous reports from the IAEA which readily refute your lie.
     
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    “Cigarette smoking is no more ‘addictive’ than coffee, tea or Twinkies.” james johnston ceo of rj reynolds nabisco
     
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    anyone that says "this won't hurt"
     
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    Mexico will pay for the Wall.
    There was a 3 day plan outlined on tRUMPs campaign web page outlining how to do it.
     
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