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Good thing it wasn't a black cat.

 

The next Darwin award recipients.

 

So these Jeff Foxworthy "you might be a redneck if..." jokes are against all white people?

1. You think "loading the dishwasher" means getting your wife drunk.
2. You ever cut your grass and found a car.
3. You own a home that is mobile and 5 cars that aren't.
4. You think the stock market has a fence around it.
5. Your stereo speakers used to belong to the Drive-in Theater.
6. Your boat has not left the drive-way in 15 years.
7. You own a homemade fur coat.
8. Chiggers are included on your list of top 5 hygiene concerns.
9. You burn your yard rather than mow it.
10. Your wife has ever said, "Come move this transmission so I can take a bath."

 

As I have said - I thought it was more about a lifestyle choice than a race and never saw it as racist

It would be the equivalent of "you might be a New Yorker or"

1. You've never, ever been to the Statue of Liberty.

2. You think a reasonable price for either a movie ticket or a decent cocktail is, like, $14.

3. You can walk, eat, talk on the phone and hail a cab, all at the same time.

4. You jaywalk (and would never consider not jaywalking).

5. You're instantly skeptical of/annoyed by any hybrid food creation, no matter how delicious it sounds.

6. …and yet, you've walked 30 blocks in heels, in the rain, just to wait on a two-hour line for said annoying hybrid food creation.

7. You say you're waiting "on line" instead of "in line."

8. The most expensive thing you've ever paid for is the broker's fee on an apartment you'll live in for less than a year.

9. You've delayed breaking up with someone you're not in love with anymore because they have (a) a really amazing view, (b) a super-adorable puppy or (c) an actual bedframe.

10. You consider Pat Kiernan to be a good friend.

11. You pretend your neighborhood is "edgy" even though for the past few years, it's been so gentrified your parents are talking about moving in down the block.

12. You don't avoid eye contact with panhandlers.

13. You've returned to neighborhoods where you lived years ago and have at least five stories along the lines of "I remember when that Starbucks/Citibank/Duane Reade used to be a dive bar/credit union/Burger King."

14. You consider iconic NYC foods (Juniors cheesecake, John's pizza, Shake Shack burgers, etc.) to be "overrated" but are still weirdly proud that they started here.

15. You've walked down a street lined with restaurants while vehemently complaining that there's "nothing to eat."

16. Finding a film crew in neighborhood has long since stopped being exciting and is now just an annoyance (unless you can sneak a croissant off the Law & Order: SVU craft-services table).

17. You feel scared or uneasy when you go somewhere remote and rural.

18. When walking through the city, you adopt a zigzagging route to avoid waiting for the lights to change to cross the street.

19. You've seen at least one person take a dump in the street (usually while on your way to work).

20. You can spot tourists from over a mile away, even when they're trying really hard to look like New Yorkers.
https://www.timeout.com/newyork/things-to-do/51-reasons-you-know-youre-a-real-new-yorker

 

OK so, to show we Aussies have a sense of humour about ourselves

 

It is rather like Black Americans telling racist jokes about themselves.

 

So when some white, big city hipster tells a redneck joke, he is making the joke about himself?

 

No, a "big city hipster" is just a snob and a bigot.

 

You call those "mean girls"?

“One incident involved females hazing underclassmen at a Powderpuff football game … both verbal and physical violence, and at least twenty juniors total were targeted. Some victims were punched and kicked and one had a cooler slammed over her head. They were covered with urine, paint, fish guts, and trash, wrapped with pig intestines, and smeared with feces. One girl needed stitches and another had a broken ankle. One was forced to eat excrement, resulting in a bacterial infection. All of this was videotaped and viewed around the world.” Laura L. Finley Florida Atlantic University* and?Peter S. Finley, Nova Southeastern University, Journal of Criminal Justice and Popular Culture, 14 (2), 197-219, © 2007 School of Criminal Justice, University at Albany
http://www.albany.edu/scj/jcjpc/vol14is2/finley.pdf

We call girls like that "powderpuffs". Pray that you never meet a really "mean" American girl or woman.

 

You might be right, but it does prove the point that the word "redneck" is not exclusively white, therefore, is not racist.

 

I hope they were charged with serious assault because here they WOULD be