Funny pictures 3

They should have had Sulu facepalming that punchline.

 

Once when my wife was pregnant, she was having some problems early in the pregnancy, before the first sonogram, so she went to the emergency room to get checked out and when I finally arrived after leaving work early, I was met by the nurse who told me that we were expecting triplets. After my face turned pale and I had to grab hold of something to avoid falling over, she laughed and said, "just kidding, you are only expecting twins" and several months later two beautiful boys were born.

 

Two is less of a shock than three, isnt it?

 

By about 33%

 

If you un-focus your eyes and take in the picture as a whole then the center seems to be rotating; but of course it's really not moving at all.

 

I had seen "Children left unattended will be sold to the circus" but decided that might raise a dilemma with some parents in that it might actually be an encouragement to leave their children unattended, I could envision arguments such as "They will be fed!", "They'll have an early start on a career", and "we should be able to get free tickets to the circus".

This version is a certain deterrent against unattended children.

 

That's how everything looks to me all the time already, on a side note can I borrow your car?

 

I remember years ago getting a note that was something to the effect that "If we don't have more information on your account, we can't bill you" and I tho't, "well ...ok" and I never paid a water bill at that place.

 

British Rail deny treating their customers like cattle...