Funny Pictures 4

Sadly both morally and legally acceptable in Victorian times.

 

I don't see it.

 

Snicker.

 

The hair dye for the black guy is in a anti theft security box that will set off the store alarm if shoplifted.

 

Thank you, I couldn't read the labels- thought they might have been condoms!

 

Lawrence Welk named his daughters the same way.

And, then there's the Messican fireman that named his twin sons Jose, and Hose B.

Truth: Boxer George Foreman named all 5 of his sons George.

 

I have to admit to liking The Lawrence Welk Show when I was a kid. Actually, it was for the hawt women he hired like Gail Farrel, and Anaconi. Anyways, Welk was not a master of the English language, and his malaprops and other faux pas were often hilarious and were made more so as the audience was expected to overlook them during the course of filming the program.



Classic Welk-isms, as compiled by Dick Wilson, a sound mixer who worked on "The Lawrence Welk Show" for more than three decades:

To the accordionist:
"You go over there and play the accordion. I'll stay here and beat off the band."

"Now the band will play a medley of tunes from World War Eye [World War I]."

"There are good days and there are bad days, and this is one of them."

Introducing a guest performer:
"His act may start slow, but it tapers off."

When an audience was not responding with generous applause:
"I see we have a few sourpussies in the group tonight."

Referring to rock mucic:
"That's not my cup of dish."

"How do you spell conductor after C-U-N?"

To the band, just before going on the air:
"Boys, look like you're having fun, but don't have any."

"I just had an idea that went right over my head."

To a performer who apologized for being late and said he had no excuse:
"That's no excuse."

Referring to a singing duo he first heard perform at a nightclub:
"They were so good I could hardly wait to get out of there."

When he found the Hollywood Palace stage to be too small to accommodate the whole band:
"Fire four feet of the band."

"I'm keeping perfect time. I'll get my barometer (metronome) and prove it."

Then there was the time he accused a vocal group of being out of lip-sync when they were singing live . . .

To the pianist he hears rehearsing:
"Why do you do that? You play too many notes already."

"That's what really broke the camel's straw."

After a jet plane flew over the disrupted rehearsal:
"You know, those jet planes make masonic booms."

Asking the guitarist to accompany a guest vocalist:
"Get behind her over here, and give her a nice feel."

Inviting the Wisconsin Cheese Queen in the audience to come up on stage and dance:
"Come up here and let us see you cut the cheese."

http://www.c4vct.com/kym/humor/welk.htm

 

Meniether.. is it th black guy has a diferent , bigger package?

 

Oh.. I don't get to th big city much, wouldn't recognize an "anti-theft" package.

 

Apparently it was to help Concentration, Jewish students were less than amused.

 

After Barney left the priesthood...

 

hahahhaa