Funny Pictures 6

Or,

 

Over on FOX they're reporting that the police were treating it as a suicide and that Mitch had him scheduled to testify in the next hearings on Clinton's email. He apparently sold her a bottle of Clorox

 

thanks a lot for the eye hemorrhage.

 

Poor Trev!

 

Now that's poetry

 

I made a pie chart


I made a second pie chart

Because I can.

 

I just made another one (sort of).

 

I once made some bacon and ground it up and made patties with it. Put them on the grill with cheese and topped with mushrooms. I'm weeping just remembering them,

 

I once had a phase of making my own beef patties;
I decided to put mozzarella cheese into the patty for a 'cheese burger' burger; it was great except it left me feeling like if I had it too much; it'll induce a heart attack; that was my reaction to that creation.
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I then dabbled with putting lettuce I shredded into the my beef patties; this was a win since served with mayo it was like Big Mac patties.
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Also, one time during this phase, I decided to make a Chinese Food beef patty fusion; it was alright; I just added my Chinese Food flavourings into my beef patties (seasme seed oil, soy sauce, fish sauce and sugar)... It wasn't anything special, tasted alright, I guess.
I usually cook Chinese Food for some reason anyway, guess I like take out that much and live in the same town as a warehouse that supplies among other places, London's Chinatown (I've seen those Wing Yip bags in Chinatown floating around) as well as UK Chinese take outs; so I usually cook myself Chinese Take Out, because I can.
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In my house, my Sunday Roast is Chinese Food; because I'm a millennial and I was raised urban and I don't mind traditional food, but I do like my Chinese Food.
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This was my Special Easter Sunday Dinner I cooked myself; Chinese Chicken Curry (same as the Chinese fast food places around here because I shop where they shop and learned how to cook the things I like msyelf).

 

This link appears to be a picture of a cat accompanied by a picture of a wok full of meat.
You may be taking Chinese cooking too far.

 

Until I swiped to the second photo, I thought you had cooked the cat!

 

Even then there was no evidence that he hadn't.
I demand to see a picture of the cat with a copy of today's Guardian.