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    No probs, she just used a Kryptonite ear piercing too (is there an actual word for that?). This rather reminds me though of our old discussion on IMDB over whether she was an eternal virgin because there'd be no one on earth capable of taking her maidenhead (unless she and Clark were more than just kissing cousins).
     
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    Thanks for ruining my breakfast...
     
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    Right off the bat I have two possible solutions. One, a Holtzman shield is bulletproof but a slow moving object can pass through it and two lexan is also bulletproof but a hole can be drilled through it with a regular drill bit.
     
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    Or maybe they're simply clip-ons or magnet backed...
     
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    Kryptonions are born with a hole in their earlobes....or encrusted with a diamond, I forget which.
     
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    Her nogood uncle discovered that if he placed a lump of coal in her hands at night she'd squeeze it into a diamond. One night though she had her hands under her head and when she made the diamond it became embedded in her lobe.
     
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    I get frequent booster shots to be safe.
     
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    Do you remember someone talking about shopping in his PJs and he was armed? Forgotten who it was.
     
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    Only the best people. LOL
     
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