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    *Size of contribution to Save America PAC determines order of pardon processing.
     
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    Local cops here send letters saying YOU'VE WON A BIG SCREEN TV and to show up at a store with ID, when they do they're arrested for all their outstanding warrants. Brilliant, maybe this is along the same line??
     
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    Turns out it was a marble in the ashtray…
     
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    They say every piece of chocolate eaten
    shortens your life by two minutes.
    I've done the maths.
    Seems I died in 1537.
     
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    Most people don't think I'm as old as I am
    until they hear me stand up.
     
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    I swear we're fighting two pandemics.
    Coronavirus and stupidity.
     
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    I don't get it. I have to stand that far away too. Doesn't everyone?
     
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    You're missing out on the bath.... or is that bent pipe too painful for you?
     
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    Bags me first in line!
     
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    I think she’s pretty high maintenance and doesn’t cook or clean.
    Remember that old advertisement- keep your wife as a pet and eat at Joes Diner?
     
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