Local cops here send letters saying YOU'VE WON A BIG SCREEN TV and to show up at a store with ID, when they do they're arrested for all their outstanding warrants. Brilliant, maybe this is along the same line??
They say every piece of chocolate eaten shortens your life by two minutes. I've done the maths. Seems I died in 1537.
I think she’s pretty high maintenance and doesn’t cook or clean. Remember that old advertisement- keep your wife as a pet and eat at Joes Diner?