Discussion in 'Humor & Satire' started by Phyxius, Jan 21, 2020.
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Local cops here send letters saying YOU'VE WON A BIG SCREEN TV and to show up at a store with ID, when they do they're arrested for all their outstanding warrants. Brilliant, maybe this is along the same line??
Turns out it was a marble in the ashtray…
They say every piece of chocolate eaten
shortens your life by two minutes.
I've done the maths.
Seems I died in 1537.
Most people don't think I'm as old as I am
until they hear me stand up.
I swear we're fighting two pandemics.
Coronavirus and stupidity.
I don't get it. I have to stand that far away too. Doesn't everyone?
You're missing out on the bath.... or is that bent pipe too painful for you?
Bags me first in line!
I think she’s pretty high maintenance and doesn’t cook or clean.
Remember that old advertisement- keep your wife as a pet and eat at Joes Diner?
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