Discussion in 'Humor & Satire' started by Phyxius, Jan 21, 2020.
i'd tenderly remove the cereal from the kid's buttocks, place them in a bowl, add a lil warm milk, and chuckle as the kids ate it ...
of course i'd video it and add it to the kids wedding pic/vdeo collage
Ha! Parental humiliation at its finest. Butt cheek breakfast.
Are you calling him thick?
I like it. Good parenting and a good long range plan.
Some mothers use baby powder
I scored 7, I have never fired a gun.
But I have had plenty of opportunity to do so I just don't like them.
When I lived in Lithuania my friends went hunting every weekend, everyone has a gun in Lithuania.
I also went to a stag do in Poland where they went shooting AK47's but I couldn't do it even if I wanted to at the time as I had a broken bone lol.
I got ten.
I got 3.
Edit, I missed the tatoo one, I got 4.
Damn Sally, you're too good.
Not as good as you! Few more things on my bucket list. My kids will be horrified!
5 Used to be a chronic blood donor so no tats or piercings
What? Donating blood is a good thing. Did it over 200 times. I was an apheresis platelets donor with a rare blood type so they generally hit me up every two weeks or so. I still have scar tissue on my arms. Africans almost never have my blood type so I haven't donated since coming back here.
Baaadd as in good, cool, etc.
fortnightly blood donations. Wow. Your bone marrow must be like a coiled spring- ready to start making blood cells at the drop of a tourniquet!
The rules were no more than twice in a week or 25 times a year and if your platelet count was high enough, and mine always was, they'd take two units. I had been to Africa before so the veteran nurses loved having the new ones screen me. You see, having lived here before I had to answer yes to 2 AIDS questions. It always sent them scrambling to the big book of rules in a tizzy for the necessary follow-up questions. They never seemed to notice just how many previous donations I'd made. The veteran nurses always got a big laugh out of it. I suppose that if you spend your day stabbing needles in people it doesn't take much.
I scored 6...
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