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    Men have been doing this since bras came along.
     
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    As Americans scramble to get toilet paper during the 4 hours a week there is product on the shelf,

    suddenly the logic of the French Bidet is sinking in.
     
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    Trump announced today that Dr. Anthony Fauci will be replaced by Sean Hannity.
     
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    The latest in spring fashion for 2020
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    Trump gave an inspiring press conference today

     
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    Trump announced today that he is authorizing the Governor of each State to be the Governor of each State.

    This is to help clarify his statement yesterday that the President has the power that the President has.
     
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    I don't know how they came up with two women and a cat, but it works. LOL!!!
     
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    Funny thing, I spend ten years in near total isolation.

    This is a walk in the park.

    Said another way, It is far easier to endure the plague than it was to live with my ex wife.
     
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    https://www.washingtonpost.com/poli...1016c2-7e82-11ea-8013-1b6da0e4a2b7_story.html
    Darn, there goes the trifecta.
     
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    "Texting! Texting! Texting! That's all I hear!!!" trump shouted at his cowering young staffers. "Even Fauci won't shut up about it, 'We need more texting!' he says. What do these people want? I'm up texting at 3 am every day! "
     
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    Not showing at theaters everywhere
    Apocalypse Now

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    Cheery little soul aren’t you!
     
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    Cheerio!
     
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    the wicked plague from pharaoh's idol worship is fake news.

     
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    It's about time for this. I'm surprised it hasn't already been posted.
     
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