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    That's better. Don't let it happen again.
     
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    And if it does?
     
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    Have you not heard of the power of witch doctors in the Congo?
     
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    Nope, mostly just heard bad jokes about witch doctors.
     
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    I don't know. Which doctors?
     
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    Trump's newest temporary employee, Kayleigh McEnany, compared trump to Winston Churchill today.

    In February 1895, Churchill was commissioned as a second lieutenant in the 4th Queen's Own Hussars regiment of the British Army, based at Aldershot.[23] Eager to witness military action, Churchill used his mother's influence to try to get himself posted to a war zone.[24] - wiki

    Trump never served in the military due to bone spurs. However he did aggravate one of those bone spurs as the Secret Service ran with him to hide in the White House bunker when protesters showed up.
     
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    To paraphrase Churchill;

    “Never in the field of capitalist greed was so much owed by so few to so many.”
     
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    Answer the phone trump wing, America is calling



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    In a radical change in procedures, the Minneapolis Police Department has announced the following: When an officer puts his knee on a suspects neck, after the suspect stops breathing and doesn't have a pulse, the knee can be removed.

    The extra three minutes of knee time we saw after the suspect was already dead, was a waste of government money!
     
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    https://www.theshovel.com.au/2020/0...ets-to-rise-up-against-tyrannical-government/

     
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    In order to support the Black Lives Matter movement, Petsmart is offering a 50% discount on all pet products for cool black cats.
     
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    I knew just by the style and wit that it had to be Larson.

    A few of my favorites

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    My favourite is the one with the two spiders on the kids slide.
     
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    Will glass coffins be a success?
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    Remains to be seen.
     
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