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  1. Robert

    Robert Well-Known Member Past Donor

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    Philosophers of the Past Century

    [​IMG] ~ Jean Kerr...
    The only reason they say " Women and children first" is to test the strength of the lifeboats.


    [​IMG]~ Prince Philip...
    When a man opens a car door for his wife, it's either a new car or a new wife.


    [​IMG]~ Emo Philips...
    A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kickboxing.


    [​IMG]~ Harrison Ford...
    Wood burns faster when you have to cut and chop it yourself.


    [​IMG] ~ Spike Milligan...
    The best cure for sea sickness, is to sit under a tree.


    [​IMG]~ Jean Rostand...
    Kill one man and you're a murderer, kill a million and you're a conqueror.


    [​IMG]~ Arnold Schwarzenegger...
    Having more money doesn't make you happier. I have 50 million dollars , but I was just as happy when I had 48 million.


    [​IMG]~ WH Auden...
    We are here on earth to do good unto others. What the others are here for, I have no idea.


    [​IMG]~ Johnny Carson...
    If life were fair, Elvis would still be alive today and all the impersonators would be dead.


    [​IMG]~ Warren Tantum... (School photo album).
    I don't believe in astrology. I am a Sagittarius and we're very skeptical.


    [​IMG]~ Steve Martin...
    Hollywood must be the only place on earth where you can be fired by a man wearing a Hawaiian shirt and a baseball cap.


    [​IMG]~ Jimmy Durante...
    Home cooking. Where many a man thinks his wife is.


    [​IMG]~ Doug Hanwell...
    America is so advanced that even the chairs are electric.


    [​IMG]~ George Roberts...
    The first piece of luggage on the carousel never belongs to anyone.


    [​IMG]~ Jonathan Winters...
    If God had intended us to fly , he would have made it easier to get to the airport.


    [​IMG]~ Robert Benchley...
    I have kleptomania and when it gets bad, I take something for it.


    [​IMG]~ John Glenn...
    As I hurtled through space, one thought kept crossing my mind : every part of this rocket was supplied by the lowest bidder.


    [​IMG]~ David Letterman...
    America is the only country where a significant proportion of the population believes that professional wrestling is real but the moon landing was faked.


    [​IMG]~ Howard Hughes...
    I'm not a paranoid, deranged millionaire. Dammit, I'm a billionaire.


    [​IMG] ~ Old Italian proverb...
    After the game, the King and the pawn go into the same box.
     
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    One of the greatest, Popeye:

    "I've had all I can stand, I can't stand no more. Enough is enough and enough is too much."

    This is the core sentiment of most Trump supporters (such as myself) towards the political establishment, the global corporate propaganda of the MSM and DC politicians and bureaucrats.
     
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    Women come and go but life just goes!

    Women havent you enough! but they just said..yes yes!

    If Trump is an elephant(anglo saxon) Im his mercenary to the quest of tangible politics toward!
     

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