A priest and a rabbi were sitting next to each other on an airplane. After a bit, the priest turned to the rabbi and asked: "Is it still a requirement of your faith that you not eat pork?” The rabbi responded: "Yes, that is still one of our beliefs.” The priest then asked: "Have you ever eaten pork?” To which the rabbi replied: "Yes, on one occasion I did succumb to the temptation and tasted a ham sandwich.” The priest nodded in understanding and went on with his reading. A while later, the rabbi spoke up and asked the priest, "Father, is it still a requirement of your church that you remain celibate?” The priest replied: "Yes, that is still very much a part of our faith.” The rabbi then asked him: "Father, have you ever fallen to the temptations of the flesh?” The priest replied: "Yes, rabbi, on one occasion I was weak and broke with my faith.” The rabbi nodded understandingly and remained silently thinking for several minutes. Finally, the rabbi said: “Sure beats a ham sandwich, doesn't it?“
It depends on the sex and it depends on the sandwich. There have been a couple of times that I had sex but might as well have just had a ham sandwich. That reminds me of my ex wife - the hopeless romantic. We were having sex once and she interrupted to tell me the ceiling needed to be painted.
